If I want “ethical porn” I’ll just think of my wife. It would be just as disappointing.

What!? You care way too much about porn man. You sound like a serial killer

Yet when it costs more by a factor of literally *infinity*, all of these things aren’t going to get people off of Pornhub.

TL;DR

Can the next entry be “How to find ethical cocaine and heroin?”

A Feminists’ Guide to a Less Than Satisfying Wank

Wait, what are these prices being quoted for some of these entries? Who pays for porn in 2015?

Wait, people pay for porn?

First world problems! Lmao. If you are worried your porn is “unethical” you got problems/too much time on your hands.

I won’t watch porn unless I know the actress is getting her face plastered with only the best certified organic, pasture-raised, non-GMO, gluten-free semen.

Like most men, I feel unethical porn is the best porn.

If you’re into amateur porn, this is the site for you.

This is perfect for me because I can only get off on my own smug sense of superiority.

Charging per-video sounds like a crime.