Obviously she didn’t use marijuana in jail, but let’s say for the sake of the argument she did, doesn’t that just further highlight the gross negligence and general ineffectiveness and incompetence of the Wallace County police department?*

Uh, what? When have I ever endorsed British colonialism? Colonialists can get fucked, too.

I’m a hunter, and I know I always feel the proudest when I use bait to lure an animal that I have no intention of eating and that has become acclimated to being in the presence of people (which removes any sport in it) nominally outside a protected area for the sole purpose of counteracting the shame of my shockingly…

I had a similar problem when I kept encountering things like “Bich died instantly”.

Without makeup and hair perfectly coiffed and in regular clothes, I can I also pass for 12 at the age of 28. We hardly see women in their 20s without those things. I’m guessing it’s a problem with our media and entertainment. Most teenage and 20 something characters are played by much older people (some pushing or in…

Not that it’s terribly important, but for some cultural context: for middle-class Torontonians, going up north to cottage country is a yearly ritual in summer. If your family doesn’t have a cottage, it’s likely that you’ll know someone who does. For a lot of kids, visiting friends at their cottages represents, for…

If you read BCO regularly, you will not only discover that yes, there are people that stupid, but there are other people who will come here and attempt to justify said behavior.

But which one is the True Detective???

(Editor’s Note: Bob must not have been doing the job for very long if he was mortified by that question, because servers and cooks say WAYYYYYYYY more fucked-up shit to each other pretty much every day)

If I’m doing my math correctly, a 2.8 second 0-60mph means that, in metric, this car could do the kessel run in approximately 7 parsecs.

Only a matter of time before some 4chan board decides to mass-suicide one weekend and ruin everyone’s fun.

No, you don’t get it, apparently. There’s a substantial difference between objectifying sexy aspects of entertainment performances designed largely to be sexy objectifiable eye candy, and declaring that your entire viewership needs to consult stupid reductive sexist stereotypes in order to know what movie to watch.

It didn’t have to be gender-differentiated. All they had to do to take advantage of the “no sports” thing was release a list of sports movies available, or a list of movies for couples to enjoy together. It didn’t have to be “here’s what to tell your dumb girlfriend.”

Wow.

Jesus. The 15th is my birthday, so can I suggest all-day drinking instead? I’m sure I can make a by the hour drink guide.

Probably because she feels that even though she’s a porn star every athlete and “celebrity” shouldn’t feel free to ask if she will fuck them.

Plenty of cell phone dead zones in that desert. Get north or east of the Palm Springs metro area and you can get in the genuine, real deal, primal desert in minutes. Not a cell tower within many miles.

Youze haz a sad? We help? Boop.

Ladies and gents, I give you “San Diego bro” captured to perfection:

I was hoping the bouncer would make the correction.