(Editor’s Note: Bob must not have been doing the job for very long if he was mortified by that question, because servers and cooks say WAYYYYYYYY more fucked-up shit to each other pretty much every day)

If I’m doing my math correctly, a 2.8 second 0-60mph means that, in metric, this car could do the kessel run in approximately 7 parsecs.

Only a matter of time before some 4chan board decides to mass-suicide one weekend and ruin everyone’s fun.

No, you don’t get it, apparently. There’s a substantial difference between objectifying sexy aspects of entertainment performances designed largely to be sexy objectifiable eye candy, and declaring that your entire viewership needs to consult stupid reductive sexist stereotypes in order to know what movie to watch.

It didn’t have to be gender-differentiated. All they had to do to take advantage of the “no sports” thing was release a list of sports movies available, or a list of movies for couples to enjoy together. It didn’t have to be “here’s what to tell your dumb girlfriend.”

Wow.

Jesus. The 15th is my birthday, so can I suggest all-day drinking instead? I’m sure I can make a by the hour drink guide.

Probably because she feels that even though she’s a porn star every athlete and “celebrity” shouldn’t feel free to ask if she will fuck them.

Plenty of cell phone dead zones in that desert. Get north or east of the Palm Springs metro area and you can get in the genuine, real deal, primal desert in minutes. Not a cell tower within many miles.

Youze haz a sad? We help? Boop.

Ladies and gents, I give you “San Diego bro” captured to perfection:

I was hoping the bouncer would make the correction.

Wow, great read on an issue I knew absolutely nothing about only 15 minutes ago. I hope there is the opportunity for follow-up as the situation unfolds.

For any who think this is a First Amendment issue:

don’t send them to the east coast we don’t want them we have too many people as it is

I mean, if people don’t want to vaccinate their kids, they don’t have to - this bill isn’t requiring compulsory vaccinations. You can still choose not to vaccinate your children so long as you home school them and keep them out of daycare, right? Seems fair to me. I would guess that many courts would view preventing…

I’m with you, man. But I’d take it one step further and say that there’s no difference between reading the first paragraph or two and reading the entire article.

Imma bring this out again.