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The running joke in my house is that my headstone will read "Bert stopped midway" since my dog LOVES to walk underfoot on the stairs and also constantly stop and check to make sure I'm still following. sigh.

I kick my cat all the time by accident.

I hope this kid emailed back "lolol didn't read."

This is why I fucking hate "FWB." Not that such a thing doesn't exist, but there needs to be a friendship for there to be any benefits. If someone just wants a casual relationship, then say you want a casual relationship. But some rando asking FWB? is going to get shut down immediately because...no...I'm not your…

When I was first entering the work world, I'm positive I wrote some cringe-worthy cover letters. I'm sure a few companies got a good laugh out of my naive enthusiasm. Had my cover letter been posted for mockery on a highly-trafficked site, I think it would have launched me into a worse depression than the job hunt had…

I have to agree with you on that - the art of writing a good cover letter is to explain why you think you'd be good at a job when your resume doesn't necessarily paint the right picture. OBVIOUSLY brides are not the same thing as abuse victims, but I think that the way she explains why she thinks the experience was…

Yeah I agree. Should this person have made that direct comparison? Maybe not. But I bet the communication skills and talent for handling family dynamics would be a boon in this position and it's not unreasonable for them to try and point that out. What was the other option? Pretend they had no relevant experience at…

Oh, God. One more reason to be glad social media was practically non-existent when I got out of college. I don't want to even think about the stretches I made to get jobs.

This is pretty low. A cover letter is supposed to help you show the hiring manager what you can bring to a new job, and this woman wants to use skills she's gained in the past to be a victim advocate in the future. This is probably an entry level job for her, or she'd be talkinga bout her criminal justice experience.…

This is pretty much all my experiences on OKCupid, in a nutshell:

man think with their dick first, but

Here's the thing though: Boko Haram has been murdering and pillaging for quite a while now. Why aren't we (We = US, Europe, Israel) interested in doing anything about it? Why aren't we putting resources into combatting them the same way we're doing in the Middle East?

As a Choctaw and a Choctaw language learner, I have to call bullshit. Water is oka. Leap(ing) or jump(ing) are nowhere close to any possible language variants in Tallulah.

"Everyone wants to be seen as attractive to the sex of their preference (as stated)"

What? No?

The brunette makes an appearance as a women, being made to look stupid several times.

The photoshop line doesn't happen until later, and if you actually freeze the video on the photoshop scene, the 'after' version is actually thicker than the 'before' girl. She's basically claiming that photoshop is making…

Our Catholic asses always get left behind.

I guess I'm the only one who thinks this is hilarious? Well maybe the 2nd person since Mark seems to like it. I think it was staged, she knows her cats plays like this and thought it would make a funny video. I'm cracking up soooo... success on the part of one person? YEah she shouldn't hit her cat, it won't…