Where is MY food, damnit. Hi Kitty. You kinda cute.
Heh - I like this paragraph from the original:
No, it sounds like several I've seen.
I am most concerned about that dining room table. Stainless steal is an unusual choice for a dining table, although it is a very sensible choice for a murder room table.
"Well, see, if a key can open lots of locks, then it's a master key. But if a lock can be opened by lots of keys, then it's a bad lock."
OMG I love everything about this commercial.
Seriously. A vasectomy for a car crash? The kid was barely hurt. If this becomes a thing, we all know what kind of justice system we have and that putting vasectomies on the table is going to be used against people that the courts consider lower-class. No rich white guy with 8 kids is EVER going to be offered a…
I really hope the ACLU has already called this guy. Let's go ahead and not make sterilization a part of completely unrelated criminal sentencing, just because the judge is uncomfortable with a person's family size. This is insanity.
The idea that having children is a privilege that only certain people deserve is pretty much eugenics in a nutshell, though.
At first I was horrified by your comment. Then I thought about it, and decided that I agree with it. But I also don't want to see about 90% of the photos that are posted on Facebook.
"STDs are by and large completely curable and certainly not deadly"
I used to be like that. Then I got old.
Random, but my 6 year old thinks White Lines by Grandmaster Flash is a song about how too much sugar is bad for you.
Maybe I'm just feeling cynical this morning, but to me this reads like an attempt to keep cashing in on women's sexual insecurities now that we're at the point of empowering women to pleasure themselves (well, starting to, anyway). Like, "oh, anyone can come, but can you FOURTH LEVEL POWERSLAM ULTRA PLEASUREDOME…
This is an amalgamation of two of my favorite artists from the past year. Thank you so much for posting it.
I work at a Parrot Rescue and it's like this, but with 27 of them all talking and laughing at once. In English, talking. When I put our big Macaws to bed, and say "Goodnight babies"..three or four of them call back;"nite-nite", "Night..love you", "Goodnight". Sometimes when one has a noisy outburst another will…
Are you me? The grad school f*cked up my money too....and it's the last day of the month, so, rent time. I called and cried and still no dice, the check can't come any faster. (They already credited my account, they literally just need to print a check so.....sure...)