In that case it is your responsibility as a member of the HOA to advocate for policies that encourage sustainable lawn care.

Me too!

I for real thought this was a picture of Amal Clooney, clicked on the article, and then became more delighted to see it’s Huma.

I am not into those feet on the scale.

This means Titus and Mikey broke up. :((((((((((((((((((((

I have donated money to BLM and stayed home from the marches for this specific reason. Yet my town is actually losing absolute numbers of black folks, so I am thinking I should start showing up.

It is just horrible that we are even having this conversation. Fuck.

Mike Pence is a terrifying monster who calculates his path behind a calm and disarming exterior. He is truly atrocious, and coming from Texas, I sympathize with the horror of living under the rule of politicians who believe their oppression of others is ordained by some God.

Yeah, but Pence can push through his horrible agenda under Trump, anyway. Trump will just distract us while Pence establishes his anti-woman, theocratic-inspired democracy.

He is absolutely a demon. In total agreement with you. I think he is already empowered to enact his terrifying agenda in the current administration and with our current congress. I just have slightly more faith in his ability to preserve democratic institutions for the next administration than I do Trump. Also,…

Word. Pence is a monster whose belief system clashes with my moral foundations. He does, however, seem to believe in the democratic institutions that he would use to push his terrifying agenda, leaving them in place for less demonic administrations in the future. And I think he is less likely to start nuclear war. And…

Oh yeah, he is totally terrifying. I just think he is *slightly* less likely to make nuclear war a thing. That’s how bad it is.

What are you talking about. How is this “concern trolling”?

It is so, so bad when Mike Pence is a better option.

No one is more interested in folk’s genitals than Mr. Patrick.

These are bad and you should feel bad about them.

Perfect.

Dude. You have no idea what you are talking about in regards to academia in terms of the work hours/culture AND in terms of research design.

You sound fun.

This internet quiz is a pretty accurate assessment of my views. I support Bernie’s policies a little bit more, but I voted for Clinton because the difference is so small that I felt okay letting my ovaries take the wheel. I’d like my kids to be born when there is a Madam President.