This brought you out? All we need is Hachi and Abs. 

Because the data showed that fat asses were keeling over and the BMI calculator changed to capture that, so a lot of people woke up obese. 

Now it’s just that Americans are eating too many calories and sedentary.

I know the whole, “If you were old enough to wear it the first time it came around...” bit still applies, but what if you weren’t interested in wearing it? 

Sheltered? No. Your upbringing was proper.

First graders know there are words they can’t use that others can. 

It’s a troll. Dismiss it and move on. 

It’s one of my favorite things. 

I lived in this area eons ago and I’d bet my next paycheck that Katie Porter is a fat white woman living through her thin, “beautiful” daughter. I saw it all the time. A pretty Mean Girl turned trophy wife cool mom wouldn’t be a 3rd grade teacher. 

As a white person you should have stopped at white racists. 

I’ve worked at two colleges...the administrative staff didn’t make shit. None of my friends who work in higher ed earn a damned thing. 

You asked a stupid ass fucking question and I answered. This cracker ass cracker was acting like a cracker ass cracker and your cracker ass is mad about it. 

He posted something on fb 5 months ago ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I’ve never seen a bottle of Sweet Baby Ray’s in Louisiana in my life. Liars. 

He wasn’t pushed while simply walking by. He was pushed after he pushed his way into their group. so...what was that?

Do you not know any white people?

I think one of these foundations is mine because it looks like she added one between 410 and 420. I’ll also give the powder a go, but I like the Laura Mercier in Medium Deep just fine. 

I haven’t looked in over a decade and I don’t deal with breakfast meats outside of grabbing a package of Wright bacon a few times a year, but I’ll take a gander the next time I’m in the store.

Oscar Mayer used to make a Canadian bacon product that came in a package like bologna. I hated bologna in my lunches. I also hated sliced turkey and chicken. Still do. I only liked ham or Canadian bacon sandwiches. I tell this story because I think I’m the only person who ate this Canadian bacon because no one else…

Awwww. This almost makes me wish I liked my family. ALMOST.