I spent my early years in Oklahoma where I learned how to make fry bread from my 3rd grade teacher. Which now seems odd, but it was the 80s and we were winding down from the perilous age of child rearing because I don’t think hot oil and a bunch of 8 year olds would fly in 2018. I can make at least a half dozen at my…

You’re nicer than my grandmother could ever dream of me to be because...

Fuck Jezebel and the hos who type there.

White people have some fucking nerve with this shit. All the meddling colonizing their asses have done?

Sorry!

I know, right? He’d just gotten off work, so it was the full on suit, tie, pocket square, watch and shoes bit. I looked every bit of a bum in cropped joggers, moccasins, and college tee with a beanie because it was drizzling and I needed to wash my hair.

Can confirm. I just wanted to get my water and GTFO of WalMart. “Bruh, TF you talking to me for? But stay in this aisle so I can see you again...I think and also go away while you’re here because this is the third time we’ve run into each other. BYE!”

“MYYYYYYY family didn’t own any slaves!”

Go to the corner...I’ll be there in 5. Let me finish my drink.

I don’t know when women are going to learn this lesson. If he’s your manager/accountant/toilet paper holder and you get pants feels you are free to do the pantsless dance and go. Pantless dance that good? Fire him and make him go get a job before you slip a ring on.

Isn’t it cute how they’re crying, “Nuh uh! You can’t hurt us!!!” from the grays of a website about a people they claim to not care about that they don’t have to visit?

I’m appalled at the number of supposed adults who don’t know how bodies work, but I shouldn’t be considering the state most people I see are in.

Bodies know energy in, energy out. All this xyz diet and no carb and paleo and don’t eat after 9 and only eat while hanging upside down from an Oak tree wearing a blue shirt…

You must be fat. Sad.

It is of no value to YOU. That doesn’t mean it has no value to him and for damn sure has value to Nissan.

Wrong. Your body doesn’t know or care what time you ate those cookies and bodies don’t reset to zero calories at midnight.

Harder and slower don’t mean impossible. There are plenty of women with PCOS who lose weight. Burn more calories than you consume.

Eat 3k calories in salad (not just lettuce hiding under croutons, cheese, meat, and dressing) and I’ll be impressed.

They’re the most not knowingest know-it-alls. They know everything while knowing nothing at the same time. I had some fool claiming many (white) people didn’t know Philando Castile had a CCW because it wasn’t widely reported by the mainstream media and that’s why the NRA’s lack of muted response to his murder was just…

And I can’t wait. I’ve been cackling since this weekend when the kids were like, “Nah. Go fuck yourselves.” I don’t think they realize what they’ve started.

If you’re ever in Lafayette there’s a Popeye’s buffet.