I don’t know what they’re eating. All I know is my grandmama’s dressing is requested all year round.

Dressing at my house is from scratch. I done told y’alls asses.

Nobody is getting my grandmama’s recipe, but here’s how it works:

1. Bake a pan of plain cornbread (cornmeal, NOT JIFFY!) a day or two ahead.
2. Get all of your seasoning, broth, a little butter, an egg or two, and meats ready.
3. Get a bigger pan.
4. Crumble…

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Not even after he was a divorced old(ER) ass man with kids. Expect more of these stories and don’t be shocked when they’re even younger.

You act like Idiot45 went to China just to get a basketball player out of jail. He didn’t. He was on a scheduled trip when the players were arrested the night before. LaVar had already said he wasn’t worried about the charges, so what did he have to “thank” 45 for? How are you so sure 45 did anything to actually help…

Someone above said you could use the happy hours to talk about work and project ideas. Now I have to go to happy hour to talk shop? No. We do that. We are paid to do that. In meetings. We have at least 8 hours to talk shop. Maybe they don’t work in a place with email, IM, or meetings, but I do. Talk about that shit at…

Russ, who has been cancelled, has never dated a woman anywhere in his age range, so...

I continually refuse to spend time with my coworkers in a social situation in the face of their continual invitations because they’re my coworkers and I’ve already spent 9-10 hours a day, five days a week WORKING with them. I do not want to spend any time socializing with them. Guess what gives me the wrong…

Saying I went to Safeway when I meant Giant is misspeaking. Jokingly asking a group of people who died when you walk into a room because they all look like they lost their best friend and learning someone DID actually die is having a social miscue. Shredding an original document when I meant to shred the copy is a…

I take it as you’ve never been around white women? Most are Lena Dunham. I’m old enough to remember when they all wanted to be Jennifer Anniston, but at least she was cute.

Pretty much. The only person I know to get sent away from the line crashed a helicopter. He now works IT and has nerve to be bitter about it. Sir, you crashed an entire military helicopter!

Chile...hasn’t his wife finally come to her senses and asked that he be evaluated?

PJ, baby, bless your heart. Put the key in notes or something.

The shit icing on the shit cake is she is replying to her teammate...who was molested as a child, so I don’t see how her shit “advice” even applies.

I really feel like this should be titled:

You know you’re about to have to do one of these for Gabby Douglas, right?

The good sis Martha outchea doing it.

Not that I believe him, but if he was so anti-welfare and women who didn’t work why would he date a woman who was on welfare and didn’t work? Was the “welfare” food stamps or TANF? If she had food stamps she could buy her own food, so why would his matter? Did they live together? How? Why?

Bless your heart. You really think I’d be okay with a morally bankrupt, serial sexual assaulting, vile, crass, uneducated asshole just because they’re a Democrat.

Anyway, I hope to see you with all this concern about the children and character the next time the news repeatedly splashes video of a black person being…