“If it was easy, it was easy. I’ve won games against opponents that couldn’t make it past their base. That’s easy. Saying it’s easy is like saying “try harder” cause that was easy...”

Hawaiian pizzas seem even more sinister now.

the pro-“free speech”/anti-any-sort-of-consequence-for-being-a-noxious-dick crowd is throwing a fit over this

Most of them seem fine, but this one really does not fit:

When people refer to moves like this as “Orwellian” it really makes me think people need to spend more time reading books and less time playing video games.

This is terrific.

I love when you can see athletes enjoying their sport. The game can be so serious with everyone’s eye on the prize and not taking the moment to enjoy the whole deal.

What really has me shaking my head is they even say “victory and medals are not the only goal...” but then proceed to trash these two for proving that exact point. I guess if they didn’t win they were supposed to burst into tears and throw a fit, or something?

As a twin I just want to say that I totally get this. You get to celebrate your Olympics with your best friend in the world who is also your sister who is also the person you’re closest to.

Well we can’t all be Bolt and DeGrasse.

This is off topic but it will probably get buried elsewhere but I just want to express my sadness about Gawker. While I haven't always agreed with every editorial decision, there are some supremely talented people here and I've loved reading and learning from those and crucially the commenters. Genuinely so many of my…

whatever, i’m too enthralled with #lochtegate to care.

There is more to being an Olympic athlete than winning a medal. What about sportsmanship, trying your personal best, and engaging in the spirit of international, multicultural competition?

I cannot believe I didn’t think of this.

you can meaningfully interact with every single block in the Minecraft overworld

For non-New Hampshire readers too. I had no idea there were so many. That’s insane. How the hell did that ever happen?

I’m hoping they tell him some totally bullshit things just to see if he leaks them and he’ll get up to the podium tonight and be like, “you won’t believe the things I’ve been hearing about Swaziland’s chemical weapons program!”

First national security briefings today. How long before Trump lets something slip. My money’s under 48 hours.