I’m more intrigued that the call has been downgraded from “perfect” to “good”. Sounds like some movement on his part.

Re: making Bill Gates cry, I recommend the classic big brother’s method,”Stop Hitting Yourself!”.

Shh! I was going to buy those too on the DL and sew them all together into an ermine coat!

“Queen of England: ‘Sorry Fur, You’re Canceled!”

Because obviously he doesn’t have a white orange ass - you have to pay extra for that. Duh!

Won’t it be hard for the troops to get in there with all those walls and stuff Trump built to keep the “bad hombres” out of America Made Great Again?

I think it was a gentle way of saying “not drunk”, so more affectionate when sober

Like the Hunger Games but with coupling instead of murder and mayhem

Here’s a little visual to pound home that creaky feeling

I suppose if you are dispatching drugs or hookers, perhaps.

Just needed a codpiece to complete the look.

And couldn’t just have a simple bow, but instead a ridiculous and likely super-expensive compound bow. He could just as well dressed up as a Klingon with a bat’leth and made the same stupid point.

Some of the players may be feminists?  I dunno, that’s all I got.

I surmise you are not in the food and hospitality business.

I don’t know how the extremely rich work it, but my observation is that when the rich old fucks hit an age where they start losing it, the trophy bride of 10 yrs ago transitions into the present-day caretaker and drives the asshole around to doctor appointments, early bird specials, and the occasional fundraiser where…

I thought we were talking about drinking!

If this is your Casual Friday, you must work at a very interesting office place.

And later billed to funds clawed back from the fund to renovate VA hospitals.

I’m really missing those autoplay ads with sound.  It really brightened my day to have my music overlaid with witty banter.

Here’s hoping that those people in charge of the game that keep interfering in ways that disrupt the players either 1) are shamed into doing the sensible thing; 2) are inspired to right the ship after experiencing additional painful financial setbacks; and/or 3) develop painful oozing anal fistula.