My in laws live in China, and they told me they had a serious 3 hour debate before they met me for the first time. “What will we do if he tries to hug us!?” But I did not know this before meeting them..... luckily I did not try to hug them. People in China usually do not hug.

I lived in China. If you get sick (and people like you) they will chop up some fresh ginger and boil it in water, and add a pear. It is like Chinese Gatorade. And it is legit, it works.

I like to take my instant ramen noodles, for this I don’t even remove them from the packaging. I just take them out of the cupboard and put them into the garbage can, and then drive to McDonald’s. Because if you are going to put garbage into your body it may as well come with secret sauce and french fries!

Remember when she got eliminated from Dancing with the Stars on Episode #1! HA!

And it is a Christian School. Who saw that coming? OMG I think I’m going to have to take the day off to recover from that surprise. Someone call up the news!

Anyone else avoid taking vacation because they work with buffoons? I have over 1 month saved up but I try not to take more than a day or 2 off at a time because I work with apes and sometimes they just go off on wild tangents and make up new jobs for themselves or create new programs while I’m away for lunch. For…

Trump makes Americans realize the president is a human being like the rest of us. With some presidents you get a glimpse. The media would like you to think he is at a level above human.....but with Trump he lets you know everyday he is a jackass just like the rest of us.

I love the dichotomy of this article. It talks about a community banding together to help one of its own reach his true potential. Then it takes a hairpin turn and fills us in on an example of worthless human waste whom is famous for being connected to a family who is just famous for being famous. Talent vs. no…

I’m at work so I couldn’t watch it. I heard they were going to do it at Chipotle but everyone kept getting explosive diarrhea and they were never able to make it through a ceremony. Oh they tried, and you wouldn’t believe how much it costs to get that kind of stain out of a wedding dress.

He was starting to say “Bye Bye Bye” like his idol Justin Timberlake, but you know he will never admit it because he doesn’t like to be compared to JT. Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery.

Answers to questions like “Is it a cult?” “Should I wash my hands” “Can I eat the last donut in the breakroom?” “Should I use protection?” all hinge on the unspoken rule that “If you have to ask the question, the answer should probably be ‘yes’.”

Normally I say “Union Good!” Today I say “Thunderdome! 2 Men Enter one man Leaves!!!” No Union run them into the ground! If you want to stay, Play!!!

This is all just marketing nonsense. They were never friends, Justin had Britney, The other Justin had Selena. Taylor and Katy realized that without a motor to push interest in their projects they might actually have to do some marketing themselves so ....... Feud. You get free marketing. Like this Article. That…

Taylor should offer that kid with the backpack and the dancing shark that messed up the dance about 1 million dollars to be in her next video, just dancing behind her.

He is going to follow Harrison Ford’s lead and go back and ruin all the movies people like him for.

I’m going to call this film “The Whitness!” The whitest white ladies dressed in white. I heard they were even going to paint the walls white, but the set designed had to stop them.........you wouldn’t have been able to see any of the people.

I know you can sue a person for money, but has anyone ever tried to sue someone and asked the judge if rather than money the plaintiff could just have one opportunity to snatch the defendant’s weave? You are going to have to be really quick to snatch Tyra’s weave, but if you did it would go down in history.

I look at the Trump ladies and wonder....... Has someone seen the Handmaid’s Tale?

The TI-83 uses the Zilog Z80 CPU, that is the same chip in the ZXspectrum. Ponder that for a moment.

Was it even a real marriage?