There’s no nap room, at least not in the Pittsburgh office.

Yeah, I was a huge fan of the mannequin-models—that way, you got to see the item just as it was, and you weren’t excluding anybody. The whole “switch to real models” thing was a total clusterfuck. For one, customers HATED it. I think for every one person saying they liked it, more than ten told us that they strongly…

I loved ModCloth before I began working there. The CEO, Matt, is a JOKE. I left the company shortly after he began telling us at the all-hands meetings that ModCloth is actually phasing out the plus-sized section they’re so famous for having, instead focusing on sizes S/M/L. He also made a lot of comments like,…

I’m not super thrilled that the stripper appears to be killed by the “fat” woman (yeah, I know she’s not fat, but is the movie aware of that?) jumping on a dude. My guess is he hits his head on something or something like a discard high heel spikes him, but yeah, the punch line is “ha ha, the fat chick jumped on the…

I play Infestation: New Z, which is pretty much a DayZ clone. It’s not a good game, but it’s kind of a guilty pleasure. It doesn’t help that I am a major baby who can’t handle scary stuff at all, and all the stupid zombies in the game were getting in the way of me packratting canned tuna and antibiotics. The zombies,…

Happened to me once. Was much worse for him than it was for me.

My best friend grew up religious, had a major rebellion phase and slept with a ton of dudes, got with her current (gross-ass) boyfriend, slept with him a bunch, then decided it was wrong, so they’re waiting until marriage, but they do “everything but.” She thinks I’m living in sin (besides a non-consensual event as a…

This is really long, but if there’s anywhere to post this story, it’s in this thread. Only read this if you don’t get super, super frustrated reading about the shittiness of people.