I love when Republicans say one reason they belong to their party is because they support the rule of law. Know who else supports the rule of law?

Because they’re told so.

People who work for the Federal Government and simultaneously preach self-sufficiency are my favorite.

“but disproportionately impacted right-wing news sites”

I was at this game and I openly starting crying when I saw this USA fan dancing with a Mexican abuela at the tailgate before the game. Sure, it was playful and probably alcohol-assisted, but it was so needed for me to witness in a week that everything seemed ominous and disjointed — much like this article.

I was at a bar and went up to a guy in a Mexico jersey to congratulate him. He actually apologized for being a Mexico fan and I told him “dude don’t be a fucking idiot” and he bought a round and we talked about growing up with the game.

Shitty is the new norm in Trump’s America. Its supposed to sound out of tune.

I was in Mexico when I watched the game and I remember hoping before the game was going to be shown on TV that it wasn’t politically driven or anything like that.

Columbus is a decidedly bright blue square in the middle of a sea of red. If anything, instead of seeing the game here as a “Trump-ist slap in the face”, try to see a vibrant, diverse, supportive community coming together while being assailed on all sides by ignorance.

Shoulda built a wall in front of Tim Howard, amirite?

Counterpoint: If Jozy put any effort into marking people in the box and we managed to pull out a win, we probably could’ve rode the way of joy all the way into impeaching Trump somehow. So I’m still sad.

At first I was confused about what the hell this was all about, then I had an A Ha moment and I got it.

Her mind is japanese. Her body is a mass produced military android. “Race” isn’t really about skin color in GITS.

The Antarctic unlike the Arctic is actually a Continental land mass in and off itself. For it to melt the Sun would have to swallow the Earth.

I see they’ve tuned CaseyChan.exe v3.15.9 down to 2 sentences instead of 4 per video post. It’s still about the same length of words though. Juuuuust long enough to look like a paragraph, 5th grade style.

Pesky bugs. Should be worked out in 2017.

Seems like bot material to me.

Casey Chan is definitely a bot, right? Someone tell me he’s a bot!

That moment you realise you should’ve gone with your instinct, had the abortion and save yourself a shotgun wedding to a bozo.

How does a cop with “11 years of training and experience” not recognize part of a donut?

She probably initially blew a .341 on the field breathalyzer, but may have refused the official breathalyzer at the station.