Technically, Last Man Standing blows a shit ton of coke, too.

That picture looks like the cast from "Up With People Nobody Bothered to Get to Know in their Freshman Year Dorm."

I always thought they looked like the result of John Mulaney failing to notice BJ Novak hiding in his telepod. x2, I guess.

Stephen Miller is that special sort of clueless alt-right lunatic who would scream at you about how alpha he is while being forcibly hoisted into a locker by his underwear.

Especially when it feels like they were trying to spell every fifth or sixth word wrong, and didn't realize they inadvertently spelled, "are" wrong ("ar") a few lines after spelling it correctly.

I was actually just reading the questions in the letter and wondering, "Dylan/Pickle, have you ever heard of fucking Google?"

Also, why do the cutesy thing and scribble out a mistake on the SALUTATION and plow ahead instead of starting over on a fresh page? It's not like he's midway down a scroll of 'On the Road', and they certainly don't sell loose leaf paper by the individual sheet.

"…I'M JUST A LITTLE KID WHO LOVES DONALD TRUMP, HANGING OUT WITH FRIENDS, AND THOSE DAMN VIDEO GAMES…"

Yes, totally accurate. I was just reading an article about the staggering 40% of Republicans who think that he won the popular vote and brainfarted that number into his support within the general population.

Well, make no mistake- it's also red meat tossed directly to the Hannities and Nugents of the world- faux tough guys who weren't quite brave enough to actually JOIN the military, the shame of which made them fetishize the fuck out of it, to the point where they now believe they are somehow its true champions, and fit…

It never ceases to amaze me that nearly 40% of the country has decided that, for some reason, THIS is the guy that they're going to the mat over. It's like when I used to play in a low stakes, weekly, poker tournament with my friends and it got towards my bedtime. "I've got like, a six-jack suited? Yeah, sure. All…

Add to that another 20% after Sarah Palin shows up at a middle school, handing out free poison samples, demanding to know why the LAMESTREAM media and coastal ELITES want to prohibit REAL Americans from giving their children poison.

I went to high school with the "kill screen coming!" dweeb from "King of Kong". Can we trade?

Case in point, the first 9/11 revenge murder was of a Sikh man for being a "towel head".

Or a dog?

I had to look this up on Amazon to confirm it, and, yep, totally, awesomely, accurate.

Well, if using this as a defense of Lena Dunham isn't the start of an infinite loop, I don't know what is.

At the very least, it's got to be better than 'Indiana Jones and the Kristallnacht Skull'…

I'm not so much dinging her for crossing gender lines as I am for her doing something that's (likely intentionally) provocative, and then going on the offensive against people who don't react to her liking.

Lena Dunham needs some sort of taxi signal light that either displays "LOOK AT ME" or "STOP LOOKING AT ME", so we know how to properly assuage her insecurities at all times.