Burger King is a Canadian based company (they merged with Tim Hortons a few years ago and did some legal wiggling so they can avoid paying US taxes.) Shameful. You’d think Trump would know that and could find a Russian company to do the catering.

Kif, we have a conundrum!

So Rock beats Paper? Hat can't be right.

I Can’t Believe It’s Not Pound Me In The Butter Federal Prison

Wait till he finds out that the guy fucked his mom too.

How many kids these days would know these dances originate outside of Fortnite?  It’s the perfect example of cultural appropriation.

Considering that most kids call these “Fortnite Dances” and don’t know of the original I think cultural appropriation is the perfect description.

Every day is a private wine and cheese party in my room. 

Irrespective (and independent) of the veracity of these claims, I predict that in 1 years time, AvClub will be 100% public shaming and links to Amazon deals.

Since this kind of allegation is serious, it’s best to withhold judgement until the investigation has concluded.

Terry Crews

God damnit it. Chris Evans and Tom Hanks still safe? And John Oliver? At this point there the only dudes in the industry that I can rely on 

Do none of you know what we the Arglyeans went through over the centuries to make that pattern? 

“Starbucks appears to be striving for a lukewarm medium”

I’m still waiting for my Star of David cups, Starbucks. How are Jewish people supposed to inform everyone else that we are Jewish and also drink coffee??

Many of the recent client-perspective questions have been incredibly entitled or inane.

I suggest that the only solution is to convene a panel of past question-writers for a future column, have them give advice to a similarly entitled question, and for the rest of us to marvel at how awful the world has become.

I’m struggling to remember the villain of Season 2

I spit-taked my coffee.

Dude, if I launched that submarine into space... it would totally fly like this. *Jetson’s car noises while moving the joint through the air*