Maybe, but you never know. Something similar almost happened in my husband’s family over his sister making unauthorized purchases of tampons, school supplies and candy.

CAN NICKI LIVE

sure, when i do it, it’s “weird” and “ruins the mood,” but when NICKI MINAJ does it...

Not to mention how fucking insensitive it is to show off your perky, perfect boobs in light of women who undergo debilitating treatment and, at times, radical surgery.

I don’t want to make assumptions about what it is like to have a mastectomy. But I am imagining that if I had to have a mastectomy, even if I’ve come to terms with it and learned to accept my drastically changed body, seeing a bunch of attractive young women with their perfect breasts holding a coke can in my honor…

Yes. His dick will fall off.

I literally did this last night. Got totally naked and I changed my mind. And you know what happened? I did not get raped. That dudes brain stayed firmly in his skull, and he got me an ice cream sandwich and we drank beers in my bed. No has the same meaning with or without panties. Slow your roll Dr. Ruth.

The biggest possible harm is a bruised male ego. Big whoop! (I say this as a man who has a bruised ego because my sex life with my wife sucks and I take care of myself in the bathroom 2 minutes at a time. Bills get paid, food gets eaten, life goes on.)

So, doxxing sex assault victims, okay.

I think she’s alluding to, “you will get raped.” That certainly seems like a problem. But, it doesn’t seem like “[many] more problems” because even if you don’t say anything, you are having sex against your will anyway, but without communicating it. That’s almost worse because you get all of (or, most, I can’t…

My ex still hasn’t said shit to me about my engagement, even though we’ve texted since.

So, story time: I was actually once randomly assaulted on the subway for no goddamn reason. I was on my way home from work, wearing a hoodie and listening to music with my head down. I was interacting with and bothering absolutely no one. This group of middle school kids on their way home from school got on as I was…

Oh boy, the blue balls excuse. Like yeah, I get it’s uncomfortable or whatever, but you do not get to guilt me with that shit.

My husband’s ex wrote him a Facebook message the day we announced our engagement saying “So happy for you!!!!! :) :) :)“ but then like twenty minutes later she posted a video of her singing a mash up of a bunch of Taylor Swift songs, including “You Belong With Me” and “Speak Now” the one where Taylor just straight up…

I met my husband through my ex, as we were all part of a group of friends in college. This isn’t a skeevy thing where I dumped my ex for my husband. I actually got dumped by the ex (who was my fiance at the time) and he actually suggested my husband and I hook up, because he thought since we were both overweight, we’d…

My grandmother is 86, and she is a very conservative Italian-American Catholic. And even she told me, ever since I was a little girl - “Don’t you ever think a man has the right to hurt you, in bed or otherwise. No matter what the circumstances, if you say no and he still tries, Friday, you just punch him straight in…

I love how these arguments conveniently forget that grown cishet woman also sexually abuse children and also grown cishet men routinely sexually abuse young boys. Like, no one is trying to keep grown men from seeing little boy wieners in the washroom, yet adult men abuse young boys on the regular if the news is any…

DON’T SHOOT UNTIL YOU SEE THE WHITES OF THEIR DRONES

If Vaughn was really a libertarian he’d accept the free market’s verdict on whether people give a shit what the star of The Internship, The Watch and Delivery Man thinks.

Right? This is a pretty weak excuse and I wonder if some of them truly believe they will be the guerilla heroes of the people if the goverment would need to be overthrown.