Because Bella is the Mary Suest of all Mary Sues and her super special vampire baby is Mary Sue Jr.

My grandmothers both wanted a stake in my name when I was born, so they suggested a name combo, ala Renesmee.

Okay I didn’t see this movie or read the book, was there a vampire-related reason that they had a creepy Renaissance-baby-Jesus instead of just a kid?

*Nope not changing her fucking name.

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Oh, my sweet summer child.

I am not ashamed to say that I am more attached to Bill Bye thn I am a large part of my extended family. He represented a chill science class and was the first adult I could consider ‘Cool’. He has never let me down. Okay. I will go get help meow.

Ha! I actually have a funny story about this.

Does anybody else get those exam/homework due panic/anxiety attacks even though the’re not in school and haven’t been in school for ages?

Yes, I played doctor in preschool with other kids my age. It’s just a funny memory of equally clueless curious kids exploring bodies. When I was molested at age 5 by a 14 year old, I was traumatized. It didn’t ruin my life, but it certainly had repercussions on my later romantic life.

Yep, it’s amazing how quickly teenage boys can become blubbering diaper-clad babies in the eyes of the public. To compare a 15-year-old boy preying on a 5-year-old girl to innocent little kids playing doctor is beyond bizarre and, as I have said before, a bit insulting to the average teenage boy.

I waited years for these two to get together, and it has proven to be more than I thought possible.

You are absolutely doing this right. I would like to add to this; “Grows new hair and fingernails to replace older versions”. I think that’s so fucking hot.

Shit. So basically it doesn’t matter that he signed a contract that said they both had to agree to either to bring them to term, keep them frozen or destroy them, and nobody could do whatever they wanted.

So Damn happy I can’t stand it! Been seeing a guy for a few weeks....and he’s amazing :) I’m an artist and he’s a musician and we both have crazy schedules that some how match up perfectly....the strange thing is, I feel like I’m dating the male version of me...not complaining!! Anyway, here’s a flower painting I…

And even now with such a BLATANT example of white privilege we still have people claiming that there’s no white privilege.

I get so stabby about this I can hardly dissect everything that is wrong with it. But all I need to know about that guy is that he claims to have stopped his abusive ways because *he* didn’t want to ruin *his* life. Ugh. Personal note—not nearly as bad as the unspeakable awfulness of child abuse here—but my ex tried…

No. Josh’s parents sent him to talk to Jim Bob’s good friend, the state trooper who was later convicted for child porn. That was part of the “counseling” as was Josh hanging out and building houses for 3 months with their friend the remodeler. No therapy for anyone: not their not-so-precious daughters or their…

Dammit, don’t you hate it when you turn down Molestation Avenue when you really meant to hang a left on Not Being a Fucking Monster Lane? Goddamn MapQuest, I tell you what...