I’m 52. I’m a feminist. I like Madonna and all that, but that photo is from “Sex,” which was published in 1992. That’s not a sexist or ageist comment. That’s just calling Madonna out on some mildly misleading self promotion.

They got engaged and married in pretty short order, and I know quite a few people (some Duggar fans, others NOT SO MUCH) who think they actually planned the wedding around her cycle because it is a weird source of pride to get pregnant on your first shot in some uber-conservative circles. Can you imagine??

As soon as she pops out that first kid, she will have a creepy baby voice which will get creepier with each birth. It's in her DNA.

I used to go to Abby's dance school, back in the day when she was churning out her Broadway superstars. I distinctly remember a dance routine about AIDS performed by the senior-level (16-18) company dancers. I probably have the old recital tapes in my basement.

It’s not “If I can’t have it, no one can!” though.

“When I can’t afford it on my pay, I don’t want people on the taxpayer’s dime to afford those kinds of foods either.”

Shit’s nice! You can buy soooo much. 44 inch TVs. Jordans. Cadillacs WITH the rims, what ever you want. And all on taxpayers money. There is a catch, you have to be Black because only Black people are ever on food stamps.

List of approved items;

How can you talk about "Dance Moms" without addressing the real star of the show: Vivi-Anne?!?!?!

I should also take this opportunity to say, to the assholes who are so fond of telling women, "We're not mind-readers! If you don't like something a guy is doing, it's up to you to tell him!": Dudes, if it's obvious to an entire group of blind-drunk women that a stranger is uncomfortable, then it should be obvious…

I was on a cruise with my wife, and we had a beach party excursion in Cozumel. She was laying on the beach while I was in the water chatting with these lovely people I met. This guy came up to me, drunk, and put his arm around me and kept trying to feel me up. The one woman I was talking to, who was closest to me, put…

Whenever I go out, I always have an eye out for people who need a little help getting way. Also that bride sounds awesome.

Bachelorette parties will forever have a special place in my heart. The first time I ever went to a real club (alone and with a male friend), this guy kept creeping over and grinding on me, uninvited. I wasn't yet the elbow-throwing feminist menace I am today, so I didn't know what to do other than sort of awkwardly…

"I don't understand why women just don't TELL men they aren't interested."

Just more evidence that women don't have to fear retaliation for rejecting a man. OH WAIT?!?! Is this the kind of reaction women are afraid of? Still won't shut down the MRA's

Who DOESN’T want to fuck President Obama, tho.

what gives you that impression

Yeah, but Frank Sinatra is Ronan Farrow’s dad, right? [Vanity Fair]

Honestly, I think she does it because of the massive amounts of hate they receive. The more she can be out there, humanizing them, the better.

Has any past presidents and wives ever been on talk shows/series as much as the current POTUS/FLOTUS? I don’t ever remember Bush and Laura being on so many shows as Obama and Michelle. I’m really curious about this now!