It's seriously a problem with progressives. Is the show perfect, especially in regards to race? No, it's not. Is it beyond criticism? Nope! I think pointing out problematic issues is fine. Is it deserving of some of the REALLY intense articles asserting that it's pure racist garbage? Absolutely not.

Are you telling me that a group of field mice could not plausibly help me design and hand-sew a ballgown from random rags lying around my stepmother's house?

Well, according to Garfunkel and Oates, it's the sex that God can't see.

Having spent last Saturday as the only "sinner" at a shower for a bride from a fundamentalist family, I can't even say this shocks me. They had a 'give the bride advice' book, and someone actually wrote " your body is a gift you've given your husband, make sure to take care of it and give of yourself willingly" with -…

Even while I'm gagging, I'm with you.

Goddammit, reptile people. Stop trying to hide your cloacas and just get to it.

The video features many choice quotes in this little chitchat, such as this gem from Jim Bob: "Both of you'll like the physical relationship, but the guy, that'll be kinda the main focus..."

Less hilarious is when I listened to a neighbor scream, "FUCK YOU, JESSICA! FUCK YOU FOR DOING THIS TO ME, YOU FUCKING BITCH!" for three straight hours until the cops came and Jessica answered the door and said that the yelling was coming from a TV show. He shut up after that, though.

oh hai Jezebel. I just want you to know that i love Lisa so much and i did not hiiiit her i did nauuuuught...so how's your sex life?

You guys, how did I not realize that Hannibal Buress is Broad City's Lincoln until just this second?!

I'm sorry, is he wearing a Joy Division t-shirt?

I've heard that she swears like a sailor, but I've never heard her actually curse. I think I saw her call somebody a bitch on a late night show once, but I want some f-bombs, dammit!

I may have been cheated on once, but the guy had a smallish dick that he couldn't keep up and he inevitably left me for a girl eleven years his junior who ... how can I put this diplomatically ... looked and dressed like Grimace on his way to a warehouse rave.

Also Christopher Plummer and Julie Andrews iloveyouiloveyouiloveyouiloveyou please never leave this earth

Blaming it on "rowdy" black people isn't good enough?

I mean, I'm no scientist but I'll play one in Congress!

"I'm incredibly close to the common woman"

"My blood pumps through my veins just like common women, one pump at a time, and certainly not through a synthesized heart facsimile given to me by our glorious hivemother—am I right ladies?"

Raven Simone is a beautiful nightmare.

I didn't date a lot and I don't know where any of my ex's are but one. And I only know where he is because he keeps showing up in the local crime blotter, busted for making moonshine. Bullet dodged? Oh yes indeedy.