Actually, I've always heard that the word ho came about because a general in the Civil War named Ho/Hoe/Etc. was famous for having a band of prostitutes following his army wherever it went. They became derogatorily called "Ho's Army." Your version makes also sense, though, and I'm pretty sure the last time I heard…

JESUS H. ROOSEVELT CHRIST. I just finally watched the last episode of Outlander season one. I had binged the first seven a month or two ago and then got busy with school/forgot about the last one. So I'm a little late to the party, but YOOOOO. I'm normally not so swayed by action-y TV, but the last five seconds of the…

Crazy part is A) His hair is dyed a very similar shade of teal RIGHT NOW and 2) he has an endorsement deal with Taco Bell because he's talked about how much he loves it for years.

Thanks. Whenever I buy one I always think, "Damn. I am about to put a baby-sized sandwich in my body. That's beautiful." Also completely coincidentally I just finished a paltry six-inch Subway sandwich and it took hella restraint not to order the whole enchilada.

A non-musical live action Cinderella? And there's no Whitney? IMPOSSIBLE.

For some reason I'm only now realizing that Chris Hemsworth is my ponytail exception. Anyway: here are some important pictures of a Very Large Man with his Very Tiny Baby.

For some reason is came out like that when I meant Kardashitheory, but I guess my misspelling of a made up non-word is completely inconsequential in the long run...Idk why but I'm suddenly very concerned with the validity of my portmanteaus. Maybe because I'm obsessed with Kris's branding empire? Who knows!

Yeah, I didn't mean to single you out really. I just saw your comment as a good jumping off point. I definitely agree that EVERYONE seems to have their own Kardahitheory. What Kim said WAS worthy of a Young-Liz-with-the-Pete-Rose-haircut-eyeroll. She's got more money than Jesus; she can take three seconds out of each…

It looks like a very specific print is coming into style, and I like to call it "The Ladies' Restroom Lounge Sofa at Parisian."

I think she's acknowledging that her ubiquitous media presence MAKES her a role model/example to other women and girls. It's not like she said "Because everyone looks up to me, they should do blah blah blah." I think this is the closest she can get to articulating that she understands that she is being watched by an…

Kourt is the best because she OWNS the fact that she's the least "talented" of the sisters who are famous for being famous. Like Kim is the "fashion icon" one, and Khloe originally had her radio show and tends to be more clever. But Kourt, you just know she's like "I'm super rich, super pretty and super chill. I'm…

He's like HANDSOME handsome. He was sorta goofy looking when the band started out, but idk why he doesn't do solo-modeling these days.

He is legit handsome and a good actor. I saw him in another movie by the TFiOS people and while it was like meh overall he was really good. And I kept wishing Isaac had more screen time in TFiOS. Also word on the street is Cara Delevingne herself Instagramed a VERY IMPORTANT picture of Nat earlier today. Idk, that's…

He says she's really good and the perfect Margo, so I'm gonna trust him on this one. For all its, ahem, faults, TFiOS had pretty good casting all around.

Survival of the fittest/least nerdy lookin'.

I'm 100% going to be the guy from that Twilight Zone episode if I ever end up surviving the walkers.

Here's what to do in the event of an apocalypse as a poorly sighted person (like myself). Still looks pretty bleak, though.

Also: the "Maggie-Has-A-Salon-Bob-Worthy-of-Infinite-Envy-During-The-End-Times-Don't-Ask-Questions" Genie. And then there's my personal favorite, "Apparent-Optometrist-Genie" who seems to be granting people all over this desolated creation with a renewable contact lens prescription. There's NO WAY so many people in…

In re: where to find shampoo for Daryl's greasy locks. Um, probably with the magic genie that's giving the ladies of the show toiletries to shave their armpits on the regular. Strange how no one thinks to ask Magic Armpit Shaving Genie to help with the whole walker situation...

THANK YOU. I mean, I obviously agree with myself but I do see where the people from last week were coming from. And there's not much I can really do about it whether I'm right or not. So I guess it's just me and my pillow for the time being. Oh, and my mom's prayers being answered.