justapspfan
Justapspfan
justapspfan

I’m sure im in the minority here, but fuck the mod’s. Most of them from my experience on the larger sub’s are condescending dickheads. If you dont want to do the job, then dont do it.. its volunteer work, no one is forcing you to do it. Reddit exists to make money - they are a company, if you are willing to volunteer

what if terrorists are responsible for the virus' spreading?

I had used Match.com. One of the site's match suggestions that was in my inbox was my ex-wife. I sent her an email saying "I didn't know you liked Piña Coladas, etc." She wasn't amused.

Personally, I'm glad that my current girlfriend is nothing like my ex....

call me when this technology applies to boobs.

Why do I get the feeling thousands of pictures of Angelina Jolie are being uploaded as "My Ex" right this minute?

And so it begins

not true much anymore. No matter how much I like a removeable battery, none of the good phones I've seen have them anymore. Probably a requirement of the NSA or something.

Dolores!

Hey, you forgot the one in Chicago!

ya.. who ?

You two need a comedy show, for real!

That IS interesting. I work at Boston Dynamics and we have to wear steel toed shoes in the lab but not hardhats :)

Who's the robo private dick
that's an actual machine to all chicks?
SCHAFT
you damn right

Who is the bot
Who through action or inaction would risk his neck for his brother bot?
SCHAFT
Can ya dig it?

Shit's totally fake.

Remember when strollers were deathtraps? That was fun.

Me: Ok Car, drive me to work now.