How about "The Internet is dead" with a guy wrapped in cat 5 cables laying on the floor in a chalk outline.

I know Im not the only one that thought of Katamari Damacy when they first saw those speakers.

I'll have to remember next time I go down to Wall Street not to wear a Red shirt.

The report states that the NYPD Counter Terrorism Squad managed to stop 13 terrorism plots since Sept 11.

ehhhhhhhhh, whats a little mercury to a pothead?

Why am I thinking they would make great bongs, no Im not a pothead.

They should have had the sushi.

Call me anytime but if you text me I'll punch you in the face.

I think they need sauna fees deducted from their paychecks.

Seems like the captains of that boat have a history of fucking up lol. I dont think the current captain was aiming for the fishing boat he was just playing with him.

How long will it be before aliens try to pawn us.

You mean like these guys in the 60's.

I love camera talk it gives me goose bumps.

Where did gmail hide that refresh button?

Be glad it wasnt a salad toss.

I think she meant 2MB

lol no doubt.

Lets see I have the following flashlights, Im pretty sure Im covered in the light department lol.

For the CEO's bank account of course.

This is weak, I want the 24k gold model.