The report states that the NYPD Counter Terrorism Squad managed to stop 13 terrorism plots since Sept 11.

ehhhhhhhhh, whats a little mercury to a pothead?

Why am I thinking they would make great bongs, no Im not a pothead.

They should have had the sushi.

Call me anytime but if you text me I'll punch you in the face.

I think they need sauna fees deducted from their paychecks.

Seems like the captains of that boat have a history of fucking up lol. I dont think the current captain was aiming for the fishing boat he was just playing with him.

How long will it be before aliens try to pawn us.

You mean like these guys in the 60's.

I love camera talk it gives me goose bumps.

Where did gmail hide that refresh button?

Be glad it wasnt a salad toss.

I think she meant 2MB

lol no doubt.

Lets see I have the following flashlights, Im pretty sure Im covered in the light department lol.

For the CEO's bank account of course.

This is weak, I want the 24k gold model.

Thats really cool, when the zombies start showing up I can leave IBM cpus like bread crumbs for them.

Where is Apu while this is going on?

Husband: Honey have you seen my Power Point presentation its on a quarter sized glass disk?