Holtz didn’t want Rudy Giuliani to be the only expert on tragedies involving New York jets.

Word has it that Lou Holtz’s speech has long plagiarized Peter Gammons’ tweets.

I had my first beer technically when I was 10, when my grandfather poured me a small juice glass of Hamms. Terrible.

My first legitimate beer drinking experience was the summer I turned 15, and I had a small lawn-mowing concern going in the neighborhood. I’d push our mower up and down the block cutting our neighbors’…

“fibre” Canadian or typo?

I don’t think most people like the taste of beer or wine or liquor when they first try it, so it says something about peer pressure that millions of people happily ignore their first instincts and KEEP drinking that shit until they’ve conditioned themselves to like it.

Love stores like this! As an adult gamer, I find I don’t have anywhere near the patience (nor reflexes) I did when I was young (2600, NES). I look back now on some of the things they expected the player to do, and it sounds nuts now. But back then, you knuckled down and made it happen.

And coming soon!

This is an old photo. A Von Miller statue has that ball now.

If that kid can’t make it a few hours without a beer I think he has a real problem.

Yeah Cam Newton is just despicable. Clearly all that charity work is a scam to launder money from selling stolen laptops. Thanks for bringing this to our attention.

Wait, you’re going to make me watch a ginormous video when all I wanted was the list of who won? Did you get out of bankruptcy by getting bought out by ESPN?

Fuck if I know. just because I care about best bear doesn’t mean I cares enough to watch this shit.

Spock can’t tell jokes.

I’ll add that although I think this is rad (and adorable), what we really need is a mini-SNES, ideally one that lets you play/buy any SNES game. I’d pay good money for that.

So these aren’t the traits of Gibraltar?

You miss 100% of the memes you don’t tweet.

The guy is making a Seinfeld reference. Simmer down.

They couldn’t afford him.

Who performed the first musical number?