If there is a worse broadcaster in professional sports, I haven’t found him or her yet.

I am going to have to second the guy who said you should eat a bag of dicks.

Is the stomach pain from eating so many dicks going to be covered under the Republican plan?

Ctrl V @ Jay

Your reply is at most a 1/4 truth considering Obama had actually said that families may need to reevaluate their monthly budgets in order to afford some plans. Where as senator Imbecile basically said “Poor people are dumb and if they wouldn’t buy iPhones they could afford health insurance!” Last I…

Typical conservative troll. Outlandish talking point gets (rightly and brilliantly) destroyed and the response is: “Durr... Obama said something like this before I think.”

Putin already has.

So instead of possibly embarrassing one male student, he said something that made all the female students feel “less than?”

I’m the knuckle-dragger, and yet you assume that someone who benefits financially from association with a corporation--a corporation whose profits depend upon the continued business (and therefore the good will) of a wide (and likely diverse) consumer base--should be free from pecuniary measures because he has repeated…

He was quoted in Newsday as saying he was upset because he just wanted Gizmodo to be about technology and not so much with the politics and all that stuff.

At this point, Knicks fans may back Reggie Miller over James Dolan.

Door’s over there on the left. Let us know if you need help with the instructions…

Mmmm, no, the GOP decided the moment Obama was elected in 2008 to divide the country. They’ve been actively working to divide the country since 2002, when they started in with jingoistic war talk over invading Iraq and that anyone who didn’t step in line was out to destroy America.

I hope this isn’t the entirety of your perspective on the election.

Im not sure, since I live in an echo chamber, but I think Uber uses cars.

I liked it when Jalopnik was about cars and there weren’t fascists running America. I guess neither of us gets to have it our way.

See you tomorrow.

Dude, stop. Comparing Lex Luthor to Donald Trump is completely inappropriate.

Tom, I'm afraid you've been hoodwinked: this is viral marketing for Bud Light Lime Straw-Ber-Rita.

I don't know. I think maybe the world's saddest Nets fan is the one taking the picture.