Oh now I’m the bad guy for wanting to kill people. 

O......K. This doesn’t “erase” history, it stops the celebration of it - and sticks one more fork in the ridiculous “lost cause” mentality that so many southerns like to cling to.

“Let me be clear, I will aggressively pursue any form of racism, bigotry, hate, or misconduct at the Torrance Police Department,” Hart said at a press conference.”

Well. You could start with the other 11 racist nazis you found working for you.

Vin etching, no. Vin Diesel, yes.

Jaguar is an apex predator.

My assistant thinks these are real.  We had a nice long convo about why they are not, and that there are already laws that say you can’t do this.  

yeah you can find it for sale at your local electronics store. 

“I mean, it’s one child, Michael. How much could it cost, $10?”

To be fair, raising a child WELL with all the stuff they need takes $300k. I’m guessing raising a child in the Boebert household requires a Bible, a TV, a smartphone loaded with shitty social media apps, several handguns per child, and a hairbrush for spankings. Maybe some food.

I was waiting outside of a Home Depot the other day and watched many many bro dozers gingerly ease their truck over speed bumps.

They’re really not good looking cars in person and all that scoopage and stuff doesn’t befit an older gentleman.

I don’t know about the quality of these cars, but they’re missing a hell of a cross-over event with the Fast and the Furious movies being released soon.

“...And, of course, my red hot smokin’ wife Carley, who is a stone cold fox, who if you would rate her ass on 100, it would easily be a 94.”

Imagine if Tesla’s Full Self Driving were an entire car, and you would have the VinFast VF8.

I don’t. I hope she gets fucked just as hard as she deserves to for taking this position.

So did you report them for violating the rules?

My wife already knows this as I traded in my Camaro for an Odyssey when we started fostering dogs... BUUTTT the second they put that engine in a Pacifica I’m already at the dealer putting in my order, no questions asked. And I will drive that thing until the day I die. 

She’s a useful reminder that just because Donald Trump calls you a miserable bitch doesn’t mean you aren’t actually one.

I feel like I am in Bizarro World where Matt Gaetz in this conversation is consistently making sense