It doesn't almost mean shit. It means shit.

1st gear. Texas can make them a sweat deal. No taxes and they can dump all of the resulting industrial waste and byproducts into open pits wherever they want in return for a promise to source all Supercharger electricity from only gas and coal powered plants. None of that renewable or nuclear crap. That’s what we call…

When they said it should be returned to the states, they meant the state legislatures, or other groups that would vote the “right” way.

Thanks, Obama.

Thanks for the update. That’s good to hear.

Words words words.  Until they change their actual votes, I don’t give a shit about their loss of sleep.  They could have avoided that at any point if they had been willing to think on their own, or willing to listen to anyone other than the crazies they embrace as their base.

That’s because your relatives don’t actually care about any others. So something like this case will never register with them.

It can’t be that easy - I’ve never seen a BMW blinker light in the wild.

You must have small bikes. Sincerely, A guy with a size large, full-suspension MTB.

Look, it’s the cop’s job to show up 3 hours later, shrug and if you’re obsequious enough, maaaybe get a case# so you can file an insurance claim. It’s hard being in the 22nd most dangerous profession, they gotta limit their exposure.

I’ll be “that guy” and note that GM has three moon buggies on the moon that once actually did some real driving.

Does a lifetime appointment really mean that Amy CB keeps her job if we find out she killed someone?

This country has sucked my entire life, but yes

When you hit someone with your car, you fucking stop and at the very least see if they’re ok. Regardless of who’s at fault.

Reminds me of the swimming pool we had at the ranch growing up:

How is profit margin relevant?

So close on the heels of that F-150 meme...

Hate to break this to you but the only two acceptable definitions of “upstate” are “everything on the mainland except the Bronx” or “everything on the mainland including the Bronx.”

I call this “AOC syndrome”—the white dipshits most offended by AOC are also hot for her because she reminded them of their nanny or that camp counselor they wanted to fuck until their dad caught them ogling them too much and slapped them (because they wanted to fuck them LOL).