Why does 6 weeks keep coming up? Is abortion ok for these people as long as it’s really early or what? I just never understand why they can’t come out and finish the fucking job. Guys (almost always), just ban abortion already. Are you scared that people will stop looking you or something? They already fucking hate…

You absolutely can. They’ll run you well into the 6 figures, but they’re amazing vehicles. Basically, instead of being finished as “van life”, just finished as “van”.

I’m not going hunting for more details, but this says they found the cars. Did they find the people? If not, this seems like the perfect crime. Steal the car, run the hell out of it, disappear. Wins all around. The only reason a dealer could be sitting on 6 of them is because of markup, so fuck the dealer here. If you…

I hate to be the old man that yells at clouds here, but you've paid a scalper for one before. Therefore, you can't complain. Make them eat shit, don't buy from scalpers, or deal with the consequences. There are 8 billion people in the world, and yes, all of them don't have the money, but hear me out. If every person…

No, because next thing is that it’s fine at a stoplight, same reasoning. It just slightly inconveniences the people behind you that have to wait 10 seconds while you finish fucking around.

I guess everyone can have their own definition of what "buy and flip" means. A dealer I guess technically buys every car and flips it from the manufacturer? But getting bids of $75k over MSRP is hardly a fail. It didn't sell that day, but I'm sure they'll move it with plenty of profit baked in. 

Nobody even going to talk about this mother fucker playing with his phone while he should be driving? Give that asshole a ticket, and put your goddamn phones down. 

Far be it from me to call the kettle black, but isn’t Roger stone like 5'9"? I mean, he's right in the punchline, but he's also asking for it. 

He’s no hero. He’s not a “former” conservative at all. He’s the guy that wants pence or Paul Ryan at the helm, because they’re at least smart enough to keep the quiet parts quiet. He’s still a massive piece of shit, only maybe slightly less so than she. He's just less outspoken about it. 

The only reason there is no evidence is because they’re not telling anyone. It’s right there in the claim, set up to be impossible to refute!

Can you imagine the stones or stupidity it takes to take what Tesla says (5000 jobs in 9 months), and multiply that by 7 on a faster timeline (35000 jobs in less than 9 months)? Legitimately taking numbers from the poster company of over promising and under delivering, and then saying you can do worse.

Still valued at $90 million and can't raise money? Tells you how fucked valuations are. 

That’s exactly the point. Where are they with that $2.1 million? This shit happens CONSTANTLY, and no one ever hears it cares again. Free money for one company while the rest of us are fucked. 

$45 million per mile? I’m definitely in the wrong business.

Always funny when someone tries to be snarky “you idiot. I read the article”, while not understanding the literal previous sentence to the one they cited as proof of being so smart.

And in 2015, a 10 year maintenance contract was given. Which goes until 2025. I know this because I read the article, and also understand basic concepts like addition. So the company underbid, took the money, and didn’t deliver, OR is lying and trying to get more money, after, again, failing to deliver.

So they paid the company $2.1 million to maintain it, and that company just fucked off with the money? That sounds right, actually. 

The other 10% are female. Don’t be sexist and think every elonstan has to be a boy. 

As opposed to current state where the world is a giant oil well? They are literally building them adjacent to suburban houses in metro Denver.

So being ableist and insulting people by calling them disabled is cool if you’re talking about a magazine now? Got it.