In Florida, she'll get 3 months house arrest, right? Old people, fuck them. Whoever has the most money wins, and she has it. 

I try to keep up, but what exactly happened with the coffee? There are so many of these things I will totally cop to missing one, but coffee? Most fancy coffee just tastes better, which I guess is the problem? These people can't stand good taste?

Why did I have to scroll so far down to get to this? Musk has NEVER downplayed anything. 

Yeah I’m sure the standard disclaimer that prices are subject to change and it being fully refundable will negate that lawsuit instantly. If I was dumb enough to put down money for one of those, I would have taken it back long before more, and if I hadn't, now would be the next best time. 

That says less about everyone else the last few decades than it does about manchin. 

Not at all. Simena in particular has aways voted and acted like a chud. Changing her affiliation won’t change that.

Different update cycle? What IS the update cycle?

Something something, free market, profit.

That was 100% not a joke. Used to sell cars, and toward the end of November every year, there would be a decent number of doctors and dentists and lawyers coming through trying to find that magic GWVR 6000 to sink some of their profit into, while also getting a tax write-off. Easy marks because they knew nothing about…

When we read their obituary in the spring from riding this into a tree, are we sad?

Only thing wrong is the hunt club.

As a third row haver and user, tell your future self that middle row captain chairs are a must, assuming at least one kid can get themselves in and out. Our GL has 60/40 split, which means for 3 car seats that 2 go in the 60 and the 40 stays folded up. It's easier and slightly roomier than cramming 3 into the middle,…

One of the selling points of Tesla is all the torque. Get a tow strap and use it. 

Anything is legal if you don't get caught. 

Party has nothing to do with anything. She was selected by the people of her state, not party. 

The worst part is that he first would have had to kill a number of his colleagues. I’m with him, but there’s that one bag of shit from Texas that already wears an eye patch. Make sure you shove that pen in the right one!

If they’re putting videos on Twitter or getting interviewed on TV, you can bet it’s fake. If they're at a neurologist getting a cat scan trying to figure that shit out, it's probably real. 

I’ve heard many people all over the country see personally that you drink your own pee in public. I've done my own research, and have literally never seen this disproved. You should keep that to yourself, and even though you like drinking your own pee, please do so at home, and post Twitter videos disproving your…

You’d be very disappointed, unless you could see the business those are registered to. I’m willing to bet a majority of them are registered to some sort of LLC that can be traced back to a dentist/doctor/lawyer/VP of some sort and their winery/horse training/dog grooming/apple orchard “business” that exists for tax…

He’s not entirely wrong. They’ve spent 50 years having babies early and making their terrible states worse, while the rest of us went to college or educated ourselves in other ways, and moved society slowly forward in spite of them. As long as they keep having too many kids and trying to brainwash them, they’ll have a…