But wait, where's the $450 million? Rightfully shit on the game all you want, but that's a lot of money to claim was created, based on... No information. 

This seems a lot like insurance fraud behind the scenes. With the slowing housing market, she'll get an insurance payout, and he'll get half. Nice move. 

That’s super clever. I see why you go as username "Slow Joe". It just have taken all day to come up with that one. 

Why didn't you just pay $2500 a day until the loan was satisfied? Or until it was close enough that the next payment put you over?

I bought an 83 at best buy just a couple months ago, and they delivered it to my living room for free. They didn't set it up, but delivery includes bringing it into the house now?

Why can't everyone just mind their own fucking business?

You're 100% correct. I was drinking, and I AM drinking, and words are hard. 

We really should advertise it that way as something worth celebrating. Headlines like "white supremacist hailed a hero after committing suicide-murder while his wife and kids were away, leaving everyone but himself alive and better off "

Of course they didn't confiscate it. The right wing is out for blood at every school board meeting about CRT and other shit that isn't even real. Imagine the fucking nightmare that would show up if they actually did COME FER YER GUNS and take it from that kid. 

You didn’t even point out that the whole thing was just telling on himself. He literally said that he walked behind cows to learn about reproduction. THIS GUY FUCKED CATTLE.

Unless there’s an extensive paper trail, what does Elon have to lose by testifying and even lying on the stand? The real story is probably that he was stoned and tweeted a 420 joke, and if that’s the case, there would really be no way a paper trail could refute that he believed it. 

At least Patrick has “principles” to stand on. He’s second fiddle to a scumbag that doesn’t even have the decency to honor THE FLAG by getting up for the national anthem.

Counterpoint: you invested in a car making company that has not yet delivered a single product, yet was "valued" as being with more than multiple companies that actually deliver millions of cars per year. Get fucked?

No one has commented on the fact that "y'allitics" is degrading and hilarious? Because it is. I'm not going to listen to it, but I love it still. 

Hey, at least Patrick can stand up. The guy he’s second to is some bitch in a wheelchair that doesn’t even stand for THE ANTHEM.

Not that it belabors your point, but you’re $50 million short. They paid $175 million, not 125. 

Not sure how long you’ve lived in Denver, but as a former 4 years ago Colfax dweller of a half dozen years, damn near everything in Denver is reasonably close to a skank dive bar.

Yeah I wasn’t even going to go there because that's not a fair comparison. At least the Altima and A class are both sedans. If you're allowing bottom level versus top then you can't forget that a top speed GTR is over $210k, which could get you a base model Bentley, A class, and a Sentra on the side. 

They haven’t officially announced release dates for any of those alleged vehicles, much less announced them as existing at all, so they’re at the very least 7 years away. Because anyone that isn’t fully stupid knows that once they’re given a release date by Tesla, they will not exist for 4 more years.

Man it's crazy this needs to be said. Price means nothing without the number of shares attached. Are there really people that think lindt chocolates are 100 times as valuable as Google? I'm sure yes, but without saying also the number of shares, it's crazy talk.