CUSTOMER. No S. 1 truck delivered, says it right there. 

No airplane wing? How can they degrade the type s name like this?

Tin foil hat time!

I wish there was a wider view of it to really get a sense, but yeah. That 100% is enough for me to say fuck no. 

Someday, I want to see video of a rogue wave. Not that I don’t believe in them, I just want validation of being terrified of the ocean. People act like I’m the idiot, but there’s some crazy shit that happens out there, and I’d rather not be part of it unless I have to. 

No more defense than every Republican pretending Bush Sr wasn’t getting women against their will from his wheelchair, pretending he was a feeble old man. Meanwhile, you sit and act like gaetz isn’t a REAL LIFE ADMITTED STATUTORY RAPIST. Nice try, pretending like over the last 40 years EVERY angle of Clinton anything…

Wattabout how trump literally bought a beauty pageant so he could walk backstage and watch the prepubescent girls get dressed with Epstein?

Hate to break it to you, but if a loaded semi truck is getting 300 or 500 miles on the highway, it’s not going to charge in 30-40 minutes. I’m not detailed enough to get into the real math, but I’d bet that a battery big enough to do that would be upwards of 300kwh, based on the 100kwh “only” managing 400 miles in a…

Does this mean we have to have sex before work? If so, I'm interested?

He drives an Accord. It’s not like he’s giving up a mint s2000 or R34 here. His appliance is only very slightly different than any other random appliance on the road. Regret is a very big reach. 

Everyone is going to talk about how he said this while sitting down because he’s a poor broken little baby that can’t even stand while he makes a speech in Congress. But I’m not here for that. I’m going to take the high road.

Holy shit. In my very red Denver suburb, I would LOVE to put a huge banner on the train overpass that is the most convenient access for 6,000 homes, with old Joe pointing up at the reasons that roll through 10 times a day carrying coal. But I'm not that guy, am I?

I mean yes, I am. But speaking from experience, if you come from a trailer park family, it will only get you a nice middle class life with a 401k. You need to be born 2 steps from home plate to get as far as he did.

If she was in solitary, she wouldn’t have been pregnant in the first place, right, guys?

Most of those things come on a great many vehicles now, down into middle and even lower range. Hell, my 14 Grand Cherokee has parking sensors, folding mirrors, air suspension, and auto lifting gate. So I guess what I'm saying is that this is just a preview of what the "cheap" used car market is going to look like in 5…

If this is like literally every other Tesla promise, it very much cannot detect cheat devices.

I know the lawyer wanted those billable hours, but this is much better than potentially holding someone accountable in court. The world is a better place. 

You are so full of shit.

Based on his claims of speed and his civil engineers have responded, government regulation is likely the main culprit for failing to deliver. As I understand it, government regulations require tunnels to be "structurally sound" and "safe", among other things. Without those regulations, would TOTALLY CRUSH the record…

And look where that strategy has landed your poor ass! Maybe if you’d been born a billionaire, it would work out for you. How many guns and diet Cokes are on YOUR bedside table?