Next election, her EcOnOmIc AnXiEiTy will take over. Or maybe even this one! She won't vote for that specific person, but every other Republican that wasn't an asshole specifically to her is still ok!

100% not a joke! With a 4th kid on the way, getting the wife test drive a 3 row one of these, assuming good build quality, is the only way I’m going to get her out of her current GLS. Brand matters, but experience could nudge it. I would totally agree with getting rid of our 14mpg GLS550* with something like this.

I don’t hate this. If they’d make a Yukon version with 3 rows of seats, which I’m sure they will in 7 years, they would sell insanely more. All those suburban Suburban moms could upgrade.

This truck is going to be 7 feet tall. Right below the DRLs is still going to be directly in the rear view of a normal sized vehicle. 

Do they pick you up at your house? Because if I have to drive downtown, park my car, or alternatively pay for an Uber/cab, stand around a bus terminal for an hour while everyone trickles in, etc., then there’s really no time or hassle savings from the airport. So other than slower and potentially cheaper travel, eh. 

We should just draw some sharpie on the next storm forecast. Boom, drought over!

And here I thought Nancy PELOSI was the only one that could create a drought. Those people with signs on I5 need to update. 

The party is their stated belief, for a great many of them. That’s the problem. The other stuff is flexible, so long as the party says so.

More ex-cop right wing Democrats? No thanks. Sure, she's better than little Marco, but she's still a cop. She's going to increase police funding and hem and haw like the rest. 

Why not just cut the rear half of the top off a quad cab? It would look better, function better, and not be quite so much of a death trap. Yes, it would have 4 doors, but even welding the rear doors shut would be better than this hot garbage. 

“But MY wife didn’t almost die in this exact situation. Therefore, it’s not worth consideration as as possible event that could happen to someone. Ban all abortions everywhere, all the time, no matter what.”

Can I configure mine as a straight trade for an FD RX7? If so, I won't be picky, and neither will my second child that ask the sudden gets to go on fun drives, too. 

Why is it that the men that are the most against abortion are the most unfuckable, thumb-looking men in the world?

Of course. Want it supposed to be $35k, have 400 miles of range, be bulletproof, and do 0-60 in 2 seconds? I mean, if that were real, why not sign up? I didn’t, because I know better, but a lot of people would be willing to put down a $100 fully refundable deposit in the off chance. Probably 90% of those reservations…

Guys guys guys guys. The police didn’t have any WHITE PEOPLE reports of this exact thing happening in this exact location. Therefore, by only following the lack of facts, and lack of "colored" people who were murdered coming forward with evidence of their murder, they had no choice but to not act.

I hate to “well, actually” a fellow member of the Grammar Police, but everyone knows the unwritten bylaws clearly state that you DO, in fact, have the authority to correct someone’s grammar, whether they like it or not, by virtue of your badge.

“The media never pays attention to anyone that isn’t a Democrat.” A Republican says, to the media, about a third party candidate, with no sense of irony.

Sure. Sue an entity in another country for violating our laws. That works 100% of the time. 

Also, does US copyright law apply in Mexico? I'd probably say no, but I don't have time or inclination to research. 

So he said that he was going to fight or eject then from Florida when? Almost 2 full years ago? Guess he didn't specify a timeline, so we'll have to withhold judgement. Frankly, if he DOES kick kushners ass, he'll be partially redeemed in my eyes.