Guys guys guys, hold up. I paid for so many abortions, and fucked so many hot bitches, in 2012, or 2010, or whatever she said, that I just can’t remember. You get me right? Buy yes, that's wrong and now the other thing. It's bad and MAGA or whatever!

This is actually the best part of a truly conservative woman. The only way to find them is to meet them when they’re 13, marry them at 14/16/18, whatever is legal in your state, and then control them from them on.

Based on the way the moms in the school drop-off line drive, this will not increase gas mileage at all (remember, once your kid is at school FUCK EVERYONE ELSE YOU HAVE SHIT TO DO) for most drivers. That being said, I live at 6500' elevation, so all turbos are good turbos generally speaking.

If you're never going to have a car payment over $400, you better be saving up for a huge down payment, or planning to never have another vehicle once that lease is over. 

Why can’t it be legal, safe, and rare? I mean, in the US there are over 3 million births a year, and 600k abortions. We're already talking about something that happens less than 15% of the time, WHEN IT WAS LEGAL. If the right would get on board with sex education and making contraception available, it would be even…

She’ll get a huge payout, funded by the taxpayers. It will probably result in the police asking for and receiving a larger budget. As she deserves, but until it affects the police bottom line negatively, there will be no change.

Hey! We don’t want to get in the way of corporate profits. Suck it up and pay, so that my 401k doesn't get even lower, you plebians. 

This is an excellent attempt. If he wins, he should try to preemptively get a mistrial saying that jurors we're led to believe that "rape" is also bad, and had a negative connotation in society. With the current supreme court, there is nothing too far fetched. 

If they offered a turbo Crosstrek, they would only sell about 3 WRXes. 

Via an indirect connection, I know some info on lifetime. They’re paying the suicide mom 6 figures a year to run those movies about the girl that helped that kid off himself in MA. That boy killing himself was the best thing that ever happened to the mom, who is cashing in major, and is a Confederate flag waving…

“conservative influencer”?

We’ll just have to wait 2 or 3 more years to find out that the body cameras malfunctioned JUST as the exercise began, then turned back on to find his his body swollen lying on the ground, while everyone was standing by to help. Guess those 4 cops will get 6 months paid leave and maybe a nice talking to. 

But do we? Do we REALLY?

95%? Who the fuck he talking to?

Everyone complaining about new cars being expensive and to much technology needs to buy this. If you don't, shut the fuck up from now on. This car has drum brakes? GTFOH if you want to complain about literally any other car costing too much. 

This is so fucking depressing. As someone with means to adopt, I feel obligated to do something, but at the same time, the state needs to step up. Since they won't, it's a moral conundrum, and we've been frozen for years. Do we bail out a child from a state that sucks, or just pick up an entire migrant family and say…

The ultimate response would be “No. Facts sorry the fact that as a white male, his life is worth considerably more than mine, AND I’M THE VICE PRESIDENT” with a link to said facts about earning power, etc. As if facts matter.

This is actually an excellent idea. A crackhead will solve any crime for crack, and they don’t sleep or have unions that will blue lives matter or whatever.

I just created a Twitter account, and asked her nicely to “come get this dick like a good little ho”. If she’s not at my house in the next 8 hours, I can go rape her. That’s how this works, right? Then I’m the hero and a REAL MAN.

Now they can name Lizzo, but they would pretend otherwise.