I can build that tunnel for half that. And if you front me the money, I can also deliver nothing. 

If only Democrats had a halfway competent message. Seems like it wouldn't be hard to have a campaign that says in no uncertain terms "vote yes to ban abortion". Yes, it's going to drive out some yes votes, and the Republicans will piss and moan that "technically" it doesn't do that, but fuck them, they're liars. 

Never forget the sightly reduced profits of the family owned oil companies, refiners, and gas stations!

I will say that over 50k miles, and my dad doing 30k in his, doing the actual math at gas stations shows the RAM evic to be about 12% high. Each tank varies a little, but I just hit 50k miles, and keeping track of every single tank since new, I’ve been under the estimate every tank but 1.

340hp is how you get 28mpg. That might actually be the best part of this whole car. 

$5000 for clothes? What the fuck is this guy wearing? I don't think I even own $5000 in clothes.

That’s taxpayer money hard at work. Don't worry, they're all still eligible for their pensions, so they sleep fine at night. 

Ah yes, the classic Republican line. Plead guilty to something you’re innocent of, because reasons. That’s exactly how the law works, and exactly how Republicans tell everyone to act.

Not to worry. A monied and connected Republican, maybe even a DA in a red state like South Dakota, would plead no contest to a lessor charge like reckless driving, and not get a DUI. So he’d be off the hook on a situation like this.

Joe Biden is exactly Charlie Brown, in every way I can think of. I’m mad at how accurate this is.

Depends if he has a boner. I'm sure more than a few cops would love nothing more than to strip a woman on the side of the road just because he can. 

But right there in your math, it’s the hedge. I’m throwing away some money so I don’t throw away more. Financially speaking, leasing is a less terrible idea than buying new every 3 years to get the latest and greatest, sure. But being not the worst idea doesn’t make it a “good” idea.

I think that’s what I poorly tried to get to. Yes, if you want a new car every 3 years, leasing is better than buying. But mathematically speaking, a lease is then a slightly worse idea than buying new every 3 years, which is still a terrible idea. Each person has their own wants, and if you put an external value on a…

It’s only “gut-wrenching” because she was allowed to get an abortion and didn’t marry the rapist, right? If only we could rid ourselves of that whole “child marriage is bad” mentality, then she wouldn’t have had the abortion, and everyone would be better off. She’d be a nice pregnant and married woman, doing her part…

Ha, you thought your AT4 was the biggest baddest GMC there would ever be. Now your neighbor is going to roll up in this and show everyone how small your weewee is. 

Based on how upset the magats were about not getting to go to Applebee's for 3 weeks in 2020, we can probably hold out longer on this one. Might be the only one, though. They waited 50 years for roe. 

Wait until the guy walks in taking about the awesome Hummer he just got, *wink wink". Because if someone drives a Hummer, it's probably a guy that makes Hummer blowjob jokes. 

You clearly don't live in America. This vehicle is the very definition of our entire country. 

And they still work for him. So they can all go fuck themselves with a rusty tire iron. I'm so sick of the media making these people seem like heroes because they maybe have a line, like whatever girl that testified and resigned on 1/7. Oh, everything was fine, and you're still for ask the shitty things, you just want…

Mathematically speaking, isn't leasing always a bad idea? Yes, you get a nicer car for lower monthly payments or maybe you can write some of it off, but in the end, you always spend money and have no asset.