Maybe I’m reading this wrong, but it sounds like you got screwed pretty bad, or jumped way upmarket.

I’d actually prefer an 05 Magnum body with Tesla drivetrain. I know it's possible now, but straight from the factory would be great. Panel gaps are fine when you're driving so fast no one can see them. 

3 months ago, you could have got a Boxer. Now, your probably have to settle for a Macan.

I work for a woke bay area tech company that currently has a rainbow logo on their website, and even sent us all rainbow logo shirts to wear around our respective cities!

If you’re poor and considering a Mercedes, fuck you.

It’s a way to funnel a little bit more money to Republicans in Iowa and Nebraska without anyone complaining too much. 

How much drag does a rear wiper really introduce? For that amount, they were willing to make the back window effectively useless at under 50mph in weather? Or do they just count on the average driver not even looking out the back window?

Sounds like he still made out like a bandit. Anyone on here willing to trade $10 million for $6.5 million in fines?

To be fair, the rental spec GLS starts at $77k and has a 362 hp 6 cylinder. Sure, upgrade to the v8 and you’re in 6 figure territory without even getting into AMG specs, but the comparison is not THAT far fetched, except for the badge.

So he painted groomer where he works? It's not even projection, it's a cry for help. 

What? You're taking me no one wants a 6 week temp job? How is that possible?

Tesla is incorporated in Delaware. Just because they have an office in Texas doesn't make it based there. If they aren't paying Texas taxes on incorporation, they aren't based there. 

But don’t worry everyone, the Democrats are working hard to establish a bipartisan framework to funnel more money to police departments to ensure next time this happens there's a slightly different reason they can blame it on. 

This is actually one time I will side with the police story, for this reason: they were too scared to even check the door, and stayed out of the building. They were never even close enough to discharge their weapon. So I'm sadly very confident they didn't actively shoot any kids, because they didn't actively do…

I don’t know why I never considered this aspect of it. I guess thievery just isn’t my go-to. But holy shit you’re right. Now that it’s in my head, I can’t think of any reason against it. Remove plates from generic silver SUV, slow down in front of autonomous truck to a stop, take all you can. There's no one in the…

Or, if you have kids, don't take them? It's not like they come to your house (unless you ask them to, then I'm sure they would). Why go out of your way to put your children in a position that makes you uncomfortable because you don't understand?

Just wait until this fool hears the shit Danny Tanner said once he wasn't in that one TV show. 

If the dealer wants it back, BUY IT. I'm sure that reservation holder will take $30k cash from the dealer to not take delivery. If they don't want to pay that premium, well, then someone else will. Isn't that the dealer line?

My dad grew up southern Baptist in Oklahoma. Granted, I wasn’t there, but based on his memory, and the reason he’s no longer of any Christian church, is because racism and misogyny were requirements, not aberrations. He’s from a time and place where Black people literally lived across the tracks, and the simple fact…

Exactly the point. Because people in the US are so god-damned dumb, the rest of the world has to accept that sometimes you just have to allow for the incorrect usage.