They operate the Dawn Treader, which is Captained by Commander Reepicheep.

The first thing the reporter said got me going.

These massacres don’t fit into the mass shooting category as you defined at the beginning of the article. These massacres had very definite targets. The “mass shootings” we’re talking about don’t have clearly defined targets and purposes.

Hi, Native America here............

As a non-Pats fan, let me just say: fuck ALL of you Pats fans.

Can’t they arrest her? They’ve already identified the poopetrator.

I think Charmin Sandiego is a better name than The Mad Pooper.

#25 on the Bengals ended the game with a better passer rating than Andy Dalton because of that last play

I was on that flight. Here is my Verrit code:

Yeah, it was bad enough already, but now they know the DOJ isn’t going to complain if they violate anybody’s rights.

There is nothing to apologize for. The Llamas are a very forgiving group of animals.

It’s the Browns. That punter is probably the team MVP.

Yeah, you gotta have a kid to understand it fully. My kid does amazing things at 10 months old, and yet he can also frustrate you. But those things that frustrate you are just him learning, and then when he figures out what he’s doing, it makes it okay again. It’s definitely a roller coaster. And roller coasters are…

Okay, let’s be clear that she certainly should have taken the gloves off when she started talking to people and posing for photos after handing out food, but did you guys really only pull the images of her wearing gloves while she was handing out food and while they were eating (which mean she’d probably JUST been…

Even when I was a young dipshit, I still wasn’t that kind of a dipshit.

As long as the TSA has done their job (Ha!) then I’m going to assume none of my fellow passengers have a weapon.

Those neighbors are awfully righteous for people whose fences are made out of dildos.

Partial aside to your point: I also really enjoy whenever I have the point to point out to people like that the fact that they’re actually desecrating and disrespecting the flag by leaving it in the back of their pickup truck to get all tattered from highway driving, or the fact that you aren’t supposed to wear the…

That's like threatening to fight every heterosexual at a Melissa Etheridge concert.