Let he who is without sin cast the first Firestone

Those poor mares

Other news sources reported more than one minor slip-up 25 years ago.

Smart Car and Hummer H1 just for shits and giggles. Same reason you lock an Irish wolfhound and tea cup poodle in a room together with some mood lighting and soft music.

With the Republican theocrats controlling the state governments, it is getting harder and harder to find a back alley doctor willing to do a 75th trimester abortion for cheap. $3,950 is a bargain.

 1 Kings, Psalms, Isaiah....I’d let her go old testament on me.

Dave Tracey has been suspiciously quiet about the 99 Cherokee that got stripped and torched in Michigan a week prior.

Why make them wait until March? They’re top level college athletes. I’m sure plenty of 16s will be conquered over the next few weeks.

Don’t worry about the boyfriend, she pasted in a selfie next to Song of Solomon 7:3.

There was a guy in Colorado back in 2009 who was attacked from the front by a brave but very stupid cat while he was bent over sawing up firewood with his chainsaw. The forest service rangers managed to track down the wounded animal to collaborate the guys story.

“The massacre lasted six or eight hours, and a good many Indians escaped. I tell you Ned it was hard to see little children on their knees have their brains beat out by men professing to be civilized. One
squaw was wounded and a fellow took a hatchet to finish her, and he cut one arm off, and held the other with one…

reason #208394820 why Michigan is better than Ohio. Our drunks park themselves on the front lawn of the state police post and take a nap while they await arrest.

Who killed the electric flying car?

and proper bowel movements

I wasn’t referring to a tied decision in the supreme court. I was referring to a tied vote in the Senate where the vice president usually has the power to cast the tie breaker. If you know of an exemption, I’m more than willing to admit I’m wrong.

Just four need to go rouge with Biden being the tiebreaker.

The stupidest thing I’ve done was when I had just parked my car on the side of a country road facing oncoming traffic. I saw the plow truck a ways down the road cleaning the edge of the street and thought it would be a good idea to move. Well, by the time I backed out of the snowbank, he was a lot closer and not…

So his birthday/album release was on Friday and he ascended to the stars on the third day. Part of me wonders if he planned that to go with the crucifixion scene in the Blackstar video.

fat cats playing poker?