The more i hear about this movie the less I want to see it...and I was already uninterested to begin with...and this is coming from someone who devours all things Marvel....

Do you want Smurfs? Because this is how you get Smurfs.

Do you mean “genteel assassin” here, maybe? A Gentile assassin is definitely an interesting concept, though.

MING! He Will be missed.

Let us also not forger the greatest Canadian export since Canadian Bacon:

I am completely shocked! Shocked, and stunned.

I always thought Rocky Mountain Institute was sort of centrist. At least the founder Amory Lovins seemed to be. RMI does a lot of corporate consulting as a nonprofit energy and environment consultant. Not a bad gig, when other consulting firms pay corporate taxes. Lovins was pushing the hydrogen economy back in the…

By claiming COVID-19 is like the flu, and not providing local hospitals the ability to test for COVID-19, the narrative gives Agent Orange and his goons o the ability to claim all COVID-19 deaths are flu related deaths.

I genuinely don’t understand the farming community. They seem to vote most commonly for candidates that are the farthest from their own best interests.

On the one hand, you have corporations doing what corporations try to do everyday: maximize revenue. On the other hand, you have farmers who generally support politicians who enable corporations to do what they want, except when it comes to stuff that affects them personally.

This is very good Kinja.

“English only” encompasses dead languages.

“Oh, but we were drunk!”

Remember if THEY do it it’s espionage but if WE do it it’s patriotism.

The thing that drives me insane about the K clan is this. Kim looks fucking ridiculous. You do you but, the thing is this. There are young women out there comparing themselves to all of them. You will NEVER have a body like Kim’s, she didn’t even have a body like hers. Waist training, plastic surgery, fillers etc etc…

My grandmother won’t drive a Buick. She thinks they’re cars for old ladies.

Nothing. I’d just sit around until the golden parachute kicks in and then bail. For goodness sake, how many final last chances does Harley get? Just let them, and their whole poisonous cult, die.

That picture of my penis from 1999 is probably still floating around. At least I still hope it is.

I’m surprised no one from this administration has suggested combating the Corona Virus with Lyme disease.

It’s the effing Catalina Sky Survey!