That cop was going to murder you and get away with it.

While I don’t necessarily agree with him to the full extent, “hating slavery is anti-American” is an interesting hill to fight on. I would say die on, but we all know the right wing doesn’t die on hills. They just move from hill to hill and fight everything because they have nothing positive to live for.

This actually has to be insanely difficult to drive without gears. Pure conjecture, since I am by no means a driver of any skill compared to these guys, but I imagine with always full torque and the single speed transmission, driving one of these is a completely different experience in rally, where scrubbing speed and…

The best part of all these people is that they’re still Republicans. So all these Lincoln Project asshats are still going to vote for Youngkin, they’re just going to pretend they aren’t going to, because that makes it better.

Oh please, REAL underground kids exchange goods and services via shared ledger.

Just like how everyone is trying to force you into using Venmo, because it’s way cooler than Paypal, even though it does all the same things Paypal has been doing for 20 years, and also, is owned by Paypal.

For real. Imagine being the backup QB. I bet he’s sitting there saying, “Fucking coach, if he wasn’t being such a dick, 6 or 7 of those 13 touchdowns would be mine.”

I can get on board with SOME concern trolling about this in high school, and even in some particular situations in college. There are clearly haves and have nots in sports, so when some prep school that recruits kids from all over the country pounds some local high school into the ground, or when Alabama pays $750,000…

According to an article I read earlier today by some guy named Michael Harriot, Marjorjam Greene out in GA also went to college at Georgia, for some amount of time. I bet she’s a fan, along with the type of people that, like her, spent some amount of time at UGA.

Other than the fact that he is a resident of Texas, which doesn’t have state income tax (therefore he doesn’t actually pay taxes anywhere, much less GA), this article is 100% truth.

It’s so weird, because when I was a kid 30 years ago, my entire generation of children playing video games and watching online porn was going to ruin America.

Nah, if you had a car you thought could outrun the cops, you would run it on empty roads in the middle of the night, or at a racetrack. When you have that much money, you could have just rented out the entire track for yourself and done as you pleased.

It’s like Vine, but cool because Vine was a long time ago and therefore is lame and something only old people thought was cool.

That Mach-E is what it should have looked like in the first place. Combine that look with the performance model, and I’d probably buy one.

“Instead of whining about critical race theory and passing legislation, why won’t you publicly face an actual critical race theorist and hash out your differences? Just admit that you’re OK with police shooting Black people in the face if it means keeping your Subaru safe in your suburban garage.”

This would be nice, but it’s unrealistic. A better counter would be to 1) definitely not collude, but you know, discuss amongst each other, that playing for a team in Texas commands a premium. Something like 25% more money to sign with a Texas team, and/or 2) sign with a Texas team, but live outside the state. Yes,…

Depending on which Barret Jackson auction it is, when you’re there at the opening night gala, trying to flex on people, it won’t work. There are people at those auctions that drop 7 and 8 figures on a car. $300,000 doesn’t even get their ear.

Nah, with his current position, his parents are clearly fairly well connected. He went to a prep school and probably 50% of the students had AP class access.

100% this dude used racial slurs and homophobic slurs while playing shooters online with his upper-middle class white friends.

As a dad, I can’t verify not abusing cars (a single car seat does fit in my RX7, and nothing is more fun than seeing a 4 year old next to you enjoy the drive). Most of the time, you’re probably right, as long as you vaccuum under the seats. One thing with kids is that there’s always goldfish or granola bars somewhere.…