My brother was the best roommate I ever had.

Right!? Same. I don’t need someone around me at all times, being annoying, probably farting and most likely snores. I’m so used to being single that it would take Adonis himself to get me to want to live with someone ever again. And even then I’d have to think hard. LAT sounds like the ideal to me. 

*fart noise*

shuuuuuuuuuut uuuuuuuuuuuuuup

oh hell yeah, a zombie. 

A radler + gin = *chef’s kiss*

I went to high school in the late 90s/early 2000s. I hate low rise jeans with the fire of a 1000 suns. Ugly, horrendous, stupid. TACKY. 

yeah, I guess. I’ve never liked her music, always thought she was a nerd poser and an annoying girl. reminds me of every anime nerd with a theatre major I’ve met. 

I didn’t know “hot” meant looking like an anemic 13 year old Victorian orphan.

every article has this sarcastic snarky mean girl tone, it’s so corny. Reminds me of MightyBigTv episode recaps from the early 2000s. 

why is jezebel full on vile this morning? bedbugs, face pubes...

thanks i threw up 

I support it. 

oh my...

*fart noise*

she’s also a cunt

nah, she’s a cunt.

Idles is so so so so good. 

y’all are so boring and lazy if you think there isn’t good rock and punk out there. it’s just not on mainstream radio. Rock radio hasn’t been good since the early 90s, why are we pearl clutching here? Browse bandcamp. Browse spotify. go to local shows. Quit being squares.

How about we cancel Instagram, Facebook, and Twitter because that shit is mad corny but keep Youtube because that’s where I watch pirated documentaries and old SNL clips.