How are pink trees a trend when folks have been having them since the 50s? Long live pastel christmas trees!

side bar...damn I’d love to make 30 or 25 an hour. I’d live like a queen. A QUEEN.

uh oh, the No Fun Allowed police have showed up in the comments. 

unnecessary...

the fuck this has to do with this story, nerd? 

apparently he has a massive dong and I wish I didn’t know that

IDK what torture device shitty jeans you’ve had but...ok

I’d take him or Biden anyday over trump. I swear to god we’re gonna get trump again cause y’all can’t stop bitching

what is the weird hate boner this site has for him?

Insert Fiona Apple’s “this world is bullshit” speech. 

Perhaps grown women do not wish to read things marketed towards teen girls and that is like...not a problem. I’m 35 and don’t particularly care to read a John Green novel because I already went through my teen years and don’t care to revisit them.

I absolutely do not get why david harbour/lilly allen is weird or why it’s so problematique for a boyfriend to like his girlfriend’s ass...but whatever.

The VSCO girl is just what us older millennial looked like at 12.

THANK YOU

everyone in this thread is so cool and hip and unique and different. congrats on hating fleabag and writing essays about it. 

I live in Indy too. I remember lots of Fire Pence signs during the horrendous religious freedom debacle when he was governor. Indy is different. I love (not always like) my city. Took me a while. But I am so stoked about the election results here.

hard pass

i got so extra good at my job strictly so folks would not effing bother me. yes yes, work ethic and all...but the satisfaction of a job well done does not compare to the joy of work rubes leaving me alone 

ok this is a thing coupled people always say and I’m like...y’all ok? is everyone being smothered? are you not allowed to have alone time or what? 

wanting a partner is not a wrong or shameful thing and I am tired of that desire being framed as a sad, pathetic thing. No you are not defined by it. But it is not abnormal to want love and companionship