CONGRATULATIONS!!!!! FROM CANADA!!!

ok look. as a disabled person, I fully agree with her in this but this shit:

“Yes, I am fully aware that this is a film, and these are Witches. But Witches are essentially monsters,” she continued.

There are a lot of practicing witches in this country and it’s their religion. Can we *not* shit on other marginalized…

I see your point, but it’s kind of splitting hairs. And emotions are more intimate than sex a lot of the time.

If he doesn’t want to go, let all the civilians leave then build a wall around the White House and turn it into the fanciest Federal Penitentiary in the country. We can build a new modern Presidential estate on the grounds where the current Trump hotel in DC is when we seize all his assets to pay for the wall.

Well I lost my grant funding due to his administrations sabotage of the ACA, so had to change jobs and can no longer help people obtain health insurance in rural areas with limited options. 

I’m so stressed I’m actually using my Hitachi Magic Wand on my shoulders

Halloween is like pizza: when it’s good it’s really good and when it’s bad it’s still really fuckin’ good.

If you’re not blacked out in a Wendys, on top of your stolen horse trying to get the Llama you adopted order a crunch-wrap supreme, can you even say you celebrated Casimir Pulaski Day?

If you’re not prepared and able to get absolutely shithoused on Arbor Day, then you should probably just pack it in. Leave it to the pros.

I don’t care about Vanity Fair or photoshoots, but her ability to face the constant hostility thrown at her with resilience, class, intelligence, and wit is something to aspire to. Her willingness to engage with it, call it out for what it is, instead of politely ignoring the misogyny, racism, and classism spat in her…

I think a lot about that idiot’s wife and daughter defense.

It’s vanity, but I need the chuckles:

This is why it’s important to read literature:

(1) I get the same vaguely sinister vibe from Armie Hammer that I do from Chris Pratt. So.

I thought Lily James was messing around with Dominic West - girl is busy.

Re: Murkowski, I got nothing.

So I was in eighth grade. Peak conditions for maximum embarrassment at the very nature of existence let alone an actual incident. I’m in class taking a pop quiz. Complete and total silence in a room of 25-30 13 year old kids. I feel a little tickle in my nose and start to sneeze. But no, my butt has other plans. At…