As a fan of both Halloween and Kate Bush, I deeply appreciate that you count Kate Bush as Halloween music. On that note, why not talk to Cathy’s ghost with a Kate Bush spirit board?

I think that piano-playing mantids would be a welcome addition to any home office.  Can you imagine that bad boy or girl on a corner of your desk playing jazz standards and accepting tips of spiders and flies in a tiny tip jar?

I’ve never understood the adulation of Tyler Perry, and especially Oprah’s support of him because literally every single thing I’ve seen that he does is some sort of “morality tale” aimed at women. All the women in his stories are punished constantly for not being his idea of “moral”. I hate it.

Maybe she’s not one for dancing, but the second-last character illustrated literally has two left feet. 

“But statistically if he’s on more high alert, I’m not angry about that.”

White, nerdy men on Wall Street brought our nation’s economy to its knees, wiped out jobs, destroyed the housing market, and escaped consequences.

“And my other boys are probably gonna look like nerdy white guys.”

It’s fascinating to me that when white people start wearing something, it’s upscale and reminiscent of privilege, but when my grandmother wore the exact same garment at a fraction of the price, she was just an old lady wearing a house dress.

To quote Dorothy Parker:

“I have nothing but love and respect for the women of Mexico,” noting that he is “a huge advocate for women’s rights and feminism.”

Despite recommendations from CDC health officials, the district has called mask-wearing a “personal choice” and said that social distancing “will not be possible to enforce” in “most cases.” While the school provided teachers with face shields and masks and encouraged staff and students to wear them, they are not…

My advice is to stick with the fake male assistant.  You get a real male assistant and you just basically end up doing everything he would do, except he won’t or can’t - I’m looking at you my male assistant who will read this.

Years ago, upon learning that women are lied to at alarming rates when compared to how often men are lied to by experts (or “experts”) such as salespeople, mechanics, repairpeople (regardless of the gender of the expert & regardless of how knowledgeable the woman), I thought about starting a company where we give…

Um no. It’s been well documented that women have a tougher time getting approval in business from men who subconsciously or even outwardly believe women are inferior. This is literally the basis of the wage gap and hiring inequality.

You get a little sick of being the cannon fodder in a war you shouldn’t have to fight. It also takes up a lot of time.

Well, if more women can become successful and visible in business, by getting around roadblocks in this way, then it could also help in the long run.

No. His father's wallet did.

I don’t think that there is any such thing as “too early to drink” after November 2016.

You need to watch Trump roll this historical stream of consciousness. It has all the verve and dramatic flair of a toddler proudly pointing out his first turd correctly dropped in a grown up toilet.

You have to have a brain to injure it traumatically.