Parents. I want parents. I would like to, for however long, feel the purported unconditional love of growing up in a “family.” Maybe get grounded for a week or so. Barring that, I would like to once again eat some mother fucking VIENETTA.

And ~50% of the population still can’t work out why the “frat house” culture of CompSci and software development is a really terrible thing.

I am happy exhausted from gardening today. I bought 4 blueberry bushes from NJ and these colors...nature is art.

I don't even know why women keep following religions, there's nothing for us in there.

Stay sexy and don’t get murdered! Tagline from My Favorite Murder, an amazingpodcast by Karen kilgareth and Georgia hardstarck.

I pretty much skimmed over that stuff and concentrated on the H.H. Holmes chapters!

Terrible. 20-somethings getting work done and end up looking like 50-somethings trying to look like 20-somethings. Ironical.

Young women out there... please, I plead with you... your plastic surgery makes you look like an older woman trying to look younger.

That article on jezebel this week about the NYT article discussing how men in heterosexual relationships don’t carry their fair share of house work really hit home for me. 

“She looks like Blossom!”

What the hell? What do you think he brings up (HEYOOOO!) on the first actual date, for God’s sake!

Def red flag if that’s within the first three DAYS of texting lol, not three lines. Tinder is def. entertaining with those interesting ones. ;)

No shaming of kink here, but strong, visceral shaming of slapping your kink in someone’s face without so much as a “How’dye’do?” If they make it about sex in the opening lines (without consent) they're rude at best.

And they say romance is dead...

Well, maybe take a bit of the money and take a trip....where you can have a summer fling away from nosy Nellies :)

Meh, chuck out those feelings. Your grandparents clearly wanted you to have the cash. It’ll give you some options! Enjoy those options! 

That’s just rude! You need to be eased into that sort of thing.

I didn’t even read the article yet. I came straight here just to see what other people would say about that abomination of a blouse.

Did her mother frequent any diners, drive-ins and/or dives last year?

I will not rage quit my job.
I will not rage quit my job.
I will not rage quit my job.