If anyone else is watching the bachelor, I need emotional support to handle Corinne and my mom doesn’t swear and my friends don’t watch so:

This book might help him: https://www.amazon.com/She-Comes-First-Thinking-Pleasuring/dp/0060538260

I like Emilynoel83, Tati, and Makeup Geek’s videos. Emily’s tutorials are probably among the best for a traditional work atmosphere, since she used to be a news anchor.

Ladies, I’m “new” here. I’ve commented a few times and I’ve been reading Jezebel for years now. I don’t know if this is allowed, and I feel fairly pathetic for even putting it out there.

Beauty thread? Did I miss it somewhere?

A happy Saturday to you all! I am so excited that the Christmas season is officially here so I can openly listen to Christmas music and put up lights and shop for gifts, etc. etc. On the other hand, I am NOT looking forward to seeing my sister for the holidays. She has been so nasty about politics and I think she will…

Colourpop has free international shopping at the moment so I made a massive order since I can never justify paying $30 for shipping on their stuff since $30 is a pretty substantial order from them. I got eight of the ultra matte lip colours, three ultra satin, one of the metallic, a value set of the lippie stix, a…

Isn’t Kylie just repackaged and overpriced ColourPop?

So glad you said something about that lip scrub! I’m getting one in my glam bag too and I’m excited. Hate how long it takes to ship to me though D:

BEAUTY THREAD!

I went a little overboard, because I felt like I earned a reward for passing my midterms with flying colors. I bought Urban Decay’s “snatch,” “chopper,” and “easy baked” eye shadows, their Perversion mascara, and also a roller ball of perfume by Isse Miyake.

BEAUTY THREAD!

These work better for puffiness & tired-looking eyes than any cream I’ve tried (except for the $300 one some guy talked me into trying at DIA because I was on layover & all kinds of bored). These work as well just not for as long, and they are $11. Put em on when you wake up & 10 minutes later you look rested.

I looked up price comparisons with other brands that do pure maracuja oil and Tarte, believe it or not, is the best value for the amount you get, at least that I could find. It’s mostly just great for moisture and plumping up your skin, but I really really like the way it soaks up into my skin and doesn’t leave me…

I love Nyx lipsticks! They have such beautiful, rich colors. Tonight, I’m busting out a Tonymoly face mask (probably the brightening one) and painting my nails.

Today I took the plunge and joined Ulta.

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I do that! I thought it would be one of those things where even if I didn’t do so hot, at least I put effort into my presence.

My boyfriend has a habit of boredom snooping. He isn’t looking for anything so he can start a fight. He will just wonder hey what’s in that closet? And he has to find out so he just pokes around. About an hour ago I heard “BABE! did you know there’s a telescope in this closet?” I did know. After a discussion about if…