Once had a guy charged with damaging police uniforms because they chased him through the underbrush.

General question: do helicopter pilots have to file any sort of flight plan or are they free to roam wherever?

I was afraid 20 armed men would beat me up so I ran!

Joe the Plumber was mad that he would have to pay more tax on earnings over $200k at the company he was thinking about starting.

Ben Affleck said the Bush tax cuts saved him millions so he hired one assistant. There’s your proof!

I refuse to pay estate tax on anything above $6 million because my net worth is $30,000.

I used to think planes couldn’t get near the Pentagon.

It may mean nothing but the Fitzgerald had changed command maybe two weeks earlier.

Temporarily Embarrased Millionaire Syndrome.

I strove to get A’s in every class. If 2+2=5 was the required answer then that’s what I wrote. I was salutatorian. You don’t have to believe, just give the right answer. Kids these days.

Just as I believe the Christians can get their bible study during the other 16 hours per day they are not in school, I also believe you pearl clutching others can study whatever your holy books are during those same 16 hours.

They need to pass a law to teach an elective bible class? Kentucky must be colluding with the first amendment lawyers on those EAJA attorney fees.

Fairly insignificant in a macro sense.

Your tired, your poor is a statue, not public policy you moron.

“Fiancees, grandparents, grandchildren, aunts, uncles, nieces, nephews, cousins, brothers and sisters-in-law, along with other extended family members, don’t count as close enough relations to be eligible under the new rules.”

I like retail ads. Come get this Volvo, it’s 30k and kicks [other cars] butt! Comes in three colors.

If her breast milk indicates explosives maybe she should thank the TSA and change her diet.

Consider my porn addition re-triggered. See you in 20 minutes.

I’m guessing money is meaningless to owners and they just move salaries around to bind players to teams and help each other out. It’s $millions$ so the players/employees can only bitch about first world problems like having to move to a different luxury apartment or putting kids in a different private school. If only…

The money was just too good, huh?