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Notice her carefulness to avoid the ass pat.

I’d say dissimilar. GWB was a blue blood growing up in a politically important family where you had to keep up appearances. Dump had no such connections, has been a rich buffoon for decades and used spite to get elected against a raft of damaged candidates. He shouldn’t be president but there it is.

Because Cheney is worth hundreds of millions and has a fake parts keeping him alive.

Plus [whomever] is paid [$$$$$$$$] yet is worthless.

So the batter goes back to home plate to resume batting?

At least they didn’t rape anyone. Go Commodores!

Pro wrestling is like experiencing the internet LIVE! You’ve got trolls, social justice warriors, dummies, pedantics, racists, crybabies, innocents, children, violence, bad porn and fake nuze.

This is not a law for citizens. I think green card holders and other aliens may be required to produce ID to immigration officials but that’s a little too esoteric for this discussion.

Walking is a privilege, not a right.

The real problem is the cellphone. Must pass a law against recording video. And get more fines!

There’s serious coin to be made ticketing people who don’t use turn signals.

If death rate exceeds the birth rate then the problem will be solved.

Young was 31-19 as a starter.

Did he pay said tabs?

He made millions.

Come on, you know some self-hating, Clarence Thomas type will ultimately be arrested. Hell, it might have been Justice Thomas himself. Anyone have his location?

The rich pay more taxes. You notice when the “opioid crisis” hit the suburbs and all the treatment centers and treatment courts were created — because future taxpayers (white) were in jeopardy of death or jail. The poor, let them kill themselves.

She’s an idiot. Which means she will soon be Mayor.

They did arrest the husband of the cop and the cop in Houston who killed that Hernandez guy for peeing outdoors. Of course, as white, they both got a bail bond for murder which never happens. I guess the judge figured they wouldn’t be convicted anyway so why give them pretrial detention.