Children as a group do not understand the concept of “my lawn.” Adults (any ethnicity) as a group do not understand the concept of Black male is not dangerous.

So you compare your best skill with America as a whole. That’s like me naming the last ten presidents then complaining that gawdawful Americans don’t know who were the last ten presidents. Okay, you’re Number 1!! Except for Zaire, of course. Duh.

Mama name him Gif I’m a call him Gif.

Cairo, Georgia is pronounced Kayro, Georgia and yes, Karo syrup comes from there.

Should that be “who voted” or “that voted?”

I didn’t host an Eid dinner at my house, either.

Every person who calls this abuse heritage or culture needs to shut up about confederate flags.

Such sanctimony. Quick, name and locate ten countries in Africa or Central Asia, your choice.

I fart in your general direction.

I never understand the silliness rankings of religions when they’re all made up.

There are these instrument thingies that tell you how each engine is performing. Like an engine light in your car.

I wonder if this is a new thing or just new because phones now record everything.

He could have tickled the guy’s feet and escaped during the ensuing giggling.

A mood tat?

But it doesn’t matter.

Apparently they have to spend the money so they do. Even if you totally suck (second string QB’s) if they have cap space and they are required to spend, they throw you $4 million. I don’t even know if the money means anything to the teams but it means something to us proles.

No touching, just give me the dollar.

About laughed my ass off the first time I saw the black squirrels in Chocolate City.

A friend kept repeatedly yelling in his know-it-all tone that Trump was the Democrats fault.  Rather than maybe, it’s the fault of Trump voters? I unfriended and blocked his number.

I went to the beach with family in August. After four days I was so bored I started drinking for the first time in three years. It made me happy.