Quick, look over there!

My mom is all for it. She reads the site constantly and will sometimes write things like "Looks like you guys are getting a lot of page hits this month!" in emails. She's a good mom.

Eh, the more games they pump out, the worse your chances of *any* of them being good realistically get.

gotta see what the other five teams are working with first

I am going to ban you if you do this again.

I hate you.

Are you calling out the parents who were playing with their three-year-old daughter instead of sitting inside with their son as he played a game online? That's harsh. If they got the cops called on them, that's on the asshole who couldn't find a better way to get back at their son than swatting them.

You know, Just because its not as useful to you or it seems silly/obvious doesn't mean you have to be a dick about it.

Normally you get lightning when in 7th or 8th place (sometimes lower even) and everyone but you gets hit by it. For some reason, they all shrink and become slower so you just cruise on by.

it was track lighting.

Appreciate the input. New to this reading thing. Just felt for this long of a read, there really was no point other than to cynically dismiss other writers and try to prove a different point for no real reason. The "opinion" doesn't really seem that compelling, especially enough to warrant this article.

I don't really get the point of this article. Just to be contrarian to all the other writers you listed? It's pretty clear starting on the 2nd goal that the Brazilian team was just not there, couldn't take a punch and already giving up. Maicon "failed to track his man" but come on, he gave up quick. He had a chance to…

Play Tactics, you heathen.

I'm FIFA full-time now, but I've played every Final Fantasy game since VII, I think.

for those who don't know, ball handles is is actually, literally kyle wagner.

We're boned. So extraordinarily boned.

This is actually useful for readers of a website that employs Sean Newell. Thank you.